nine of cups

F*ck astrology! Tell me what you last ate…

Veronica is my evil Tarot reading twin.  Whip wielding anarchist by day, mischevious Tarot queen by night, Veronica is the author of her very own ebook! Let’s see what terrible advice she has for you….

Linestrider Tarot by Siolo Thompson

You are what you eat.

At least that’s what an obnoxious duty teacher once told me when I was ten.

But guess what?

Whatever you last ate….is the secret key to your true personality!

Did you eat….

A cupcake?  – this means you like to destroy beautiful things with your mouth.

Casserole? – you enjoy chaos and mayhem

A wrap? – your a lazy f*ck

A salad? – you think you’re better than everyone. Or, you like salads.

An apple – you give in to temptation way too easily!

Popcorn – you like to keep busy, busy, busy.

A salmon burger – you’re sophisticated but you like to slum it every now and then

I could go on and on…but I’ll stop there.

If you’re food wasn’t listed here, tell me in the comments below and I’ll tell you what it says about you…

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Defer Pleasure. Whaaaat?!

veronica 2

Veronica is my evil twin and alter ego. When she isn’t on the prowl for some sweet young thing, she’s taking over my laptop, knocking back the lime margarita’s as she frantically types out these skanky readings for you…

Universal Waite Tarot Deck (U.S. Games Inc)
Universal Waite Tarot Deck (U.S. Games Inc)

The Nine of Cups is all about indulgence and having it all!

Roman orgies, rivers of wine and giant marshmallow houses come to mind for some reason.

And there’s nothing better than having more than enough and getting to sit around on your ass doing nothing (like the dude on this card).

And yet…

Wild orgies get boring when you have them every night. Chocolate covered caramels taste like ass wax when you eat them non-stop. And loafing around watching Scream Queens on Netflix isn’t very thrilling when you do it everyday.

The key to true indulgence and true pleasure is this: the degree of enjoyment goes up when the degree of frequency goes down.

A gorgeous, creamy, seafood stuffed crepe with fries tastes way better after a hard workout than after an afternoon of lazing around. Trust me.

So tell me…what pleasure will you be deferring today?

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