Veronica is my evil twin and alter ego and she apologizes for being dreadfully late with today’s reading. She was busy having her toes painted aquamarine by one of her boy toys and she totally forgot about you. Don’t take it personally!
Vintage Wisdom Oracle by Victoria Moseley
It’s time for you to wise up already and start using your wisdom for once.
No, not your “intelligence” – that’s boring and overrated. Wisdom is a whole different ball game!
Choosing to make a waldorf salad the night before a potluck baby shower, so you don’t have to waste your saturday morning chopping apples, is intelligence. But skipping the dreaded baby shower altogether so you can frolick on your balcony with your latest boy toy is Wisdom.
Deciding to cut sugar out of your diet because you know it’s bad for you is intelligent. But strategically planning on replacing your sugar binges with explosive orgasms is wise.
So stop trying to be so intelligent all the time and start embracing your wisdom!
Truly, Veronica at her best! Needed a chuckle. Thanx
Now what is it with you and boy toys ?? 😀
I know, I know, I can’t help myself.
This has got to be my favorite one yet! Gonna get on that sugar one A.S.A.P.!!!! 😉 I would also totally buy that book!
ha ha! Glad you liked this so much and good to know you’d buy the book 😉
Your “Veronica” segments are so funny. You know what you should do? Compile a few hundred of them and make a book. I bet you could get it published, too.
James, I am so on it!
I was thinking the same thing. I would definitely buy that book.