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Be Your Own Cult Leader! (Veronica’s Tarot advice)
Guess what? After a 2 year hiatus, My evil twin Veronica is baaaaack! And she has everything I don’t….copious cleavage, hordes of cute guys trailing after her and a hankering for day drinking. She’s here to ejaculate some sass and … Continue reading
Posted in July 2020, Veronica Noir
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The Art of Conversation 101
My evil twin Veronica is back. And she’s been attending Christmas parties, drinking to excess, judging people, shit-talking others and flirting inappropriately. Who better to give you some good, old fashioned Tarot advice? The other day I attended a Christmas … Continue reading
F*ck those one-uppers!
Guess what? My evil twin Veronica is baaaaack! After a several month long “sabbatical” full of cocktails, weed, hot construction workers and hammock naps, she’s raring to get back in the saddle. The holiday season is upon us and it … Continue reading
Are you keeping secrets? You should be!
Veronica Noir is my evil Tarot reading twin. Man-eater by night, day drinker by day, Tarot reader on Fridays. She’s hear to ejaculate some spice and deviousness into your life! Secrets are the spice of life! I love them. Nothing … Continue reading
Posted in July 2017, Veronica Noir
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Veronica needs you!
Veronica Noir is my evil Tarot reading twin. Man-eater by night, day drinker by day, Tarot reader on Fridays. She’s hear to ejaculate some spice and deviousness into your life! I’m going to be straight up with you. I’m burnt … Continue reading
What your underwear says about you…
Today my slutty, evil twin Veronica decided she didn’t want to draw a Tarot card. And why would she when she can read your fortune just by looking at your panties? I don’t need my Tarot cards to read your … Continue reading
Posted in June 2017, Veronica Noir
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Be Reckless Today!
Veronica is my evil, Tarot reading twin. When she’s not writing for this blog, she’s out boozing and cruising for sweet young things and tapping out smut on her laptop! Oh, and she doesn’t give two shits about spelling things … Continue reading
2 steps to creating more “me time”
My evil twin Veronica is here to give you a Tarot reading. Only one card though, this bitch is busy…. Right now I’m obsessed with creating space. I’ve been clearing clutter, chucking shit out and making more room for….empty space! … Continue reading
Posted in May 2017, Veronica Noir
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Transform yourself….without all the hard work!
International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she took a quick break from eating bon bons to write you this tidbit of tasty advice….so take it! Hezicos Tarot by Mary … Continue reading
Hard work is the new c-word
Veronica is my evil Tarot reading twin. She lives life on her own terms and quite frankly it scares the crap out of me. Drinking before 4pm, seducing men under 25 and reading Tarot like a smutty Harlequin romance. Here’s … Continue reading
Posted in April 2017, Veronica Noir
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