Category Archives: Veronica Noir

Veronica’s Holiday Gift Guide (For Adventurous Gifters Only)

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! There’s nothing she hates more than giving to others…unless it’s a weird, creepy, totally inappropriate gift. Whether your unemployed and totally broke or part of the .001% and looking for new, inventive ways … Continue reading

Posted in December 2020, Veronica Noir | 9 Comments

Is the “REAL Thing” Really Better?

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in November 2020, Veronica Noir | 5 Comments

Make Love to Life! (Veronica’s Advice)

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in November 2020, Veronica Noir | 3 Comments

Mystery, Illusions and….Cellulite Cream

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in September 2020, Veronica Noir | 2 Comments

The Tower: Disaster or Boner?

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in September 2020, Veronica Noir | 12 Comments

Joy is Like an STD

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in September 2020, Veronica Noir | 2 Comments

Is Free Time the New Taboo?

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in August 2020, Veronica Noir | 13 Comments

Start Keeping Secrets

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in August 2020, Veronica Noir | 9 Comments

Stop Thinking, Start Daydreaming

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. … Continue reading

Posted in August 2020, Veronica Noir | 7 Comments

Stop Seeking Pleasure….and Start Finding It!

Guess what? After a 2 year hiatus, My evil twin Veronica is baaaaack! And she has everything I don’t….copious cleavage, hordes of cute guys trailing after her and a hankering for day drinking. She’s here to ejaculate some sass and … Continue reading

Posted in July 2020, Veronica Noir | 5 Comments