Category Archives: Veronica Noir

The Art of Conversation 101

My evil twin Veronica is back. And she’s been attending Christmas parties, drinking to excess, judging people, shit-talking others and flirting inappropriately. Who better to give you some good, old fashioned Tarot advice? The other day I attended a Christmas … Continue reading

Posted in December 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 14 Comments

F*ck those one-uppers!

Guess what? My evil twin Veronica is baaaaack! After a several month long “sabbatical” full of cocktails, weed, hot construction workers and hammock naps, she’s raring to get back in the saddle. The holiday season is upon us and it … Continue reading

Posted in December 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 18 Comments

Are you keeping secrets? You should be!

Veronica Noir is my evil Tarot reading twin. Man-eater by night, day drinker by day, Tarot reader on Fridays. She’s hear to ejaculate some spice and deviousness into your life! Secrets are the spice of life! I love them. Nothing … Continue reading

Posted in July 2017, Veronica Noir | 3 Comments

Veronica needs you!

Veronica Noir is my evil Tarot reading twin. Man-eater by night, day drinker by day, Tarot reader on Fridays. She’s hear to ejaculate some spice and deviousness into your life! I’m going to be straight up with you. I’m burnt … Continue reading

Posted in June 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 17 Comments

What your underwear says about you…

Today my slutty, evil twin Veronica decided she didn’t want to draw a Tarot card. And why would she when she can read your fortune just by looking at your panties? I don’t need my Tarot cards to read your … Continue reading

Posted in June 2017, Veronica Noir | 5 Comments

Be Reckless Today!

Veronica is my evil, Tarot reading twin. When she’s not writing for this blog, she’s out boozing and cruising for sweet young things and tapping out smut on her laptop! Oh, and she doesn’t give two shits about spelling things … Continue reading

Posted in June 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 2 Comments

2 steps to creating more “me time”

My evil twin Veronica is here to give you a Tarot reading. Only one card though, this bitch is busy…. Right now I’m obsessed with creating space. I’ve been clearing clutter, chucking shit out and making more room for….empty space! … Continue reading

Posted in May 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | Comments Off on 2 steps to creating more “me time”

Transform yourself….without all the hard work!

International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she took a quick break from eating bon bons to write you this tidbit of tasty advice….so take it! Hezicos Tarot by Mary … Continue reading

Posted in May 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 2 Comments

Hard work is the new c-word

Veronica is my evil Tarot reading twin. She lives life on her own terms and quite frankly it scares the crap out of me. Drinking before 4pm, seducing men under 25 and reading Tarot like a smutty Harlequin romance. Here’s … Continue reading

Posted in April 2017, Veronica Noir | 14 Comments

Social Etiquette: Veronica style

Veronica is my evil twin/alter ego and queen of Tarot. She has everything I don’t….copious cleavage, hordes of boy toys trailing after her and a hankering for day drinking. The only thing I have in common with her is we … Continue reading

Posted in April 2017, Veronica Noir | 8 Comments