Mystery, Illusions and….Cellulite Cream

Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. So take her advice. If you dare…

The Cook’s Tarot by Judith Mackay Stirt

Things aren’t always what they seem. Illusions are everywhere!

I for one like to wear push up bras, lash extensions and deodorant. Now everyone thinks my B.O. smells like ylang ylang and vanilla! So mysterious.

The Moon tells us that we possess the ability to create illusions so that others see us how we’d like to be seen – whether it’s the perky breasted version of you or the blissfully happy, “so blessed” social media version of you.

Which is great!

But The Moon has a dark side (literally AND figuratively). While you fool everyone into thinking you have 4″ eyelashes, you are equally fooled by stuff.

Once I spent $80 on cellulite cream because I thought it would make me hotter than I already am. It didn’t work. I’m still just garden variety hot and not super hot. Oh well. At least my ass smells like vanilla caramel.

The Moon asks you – what illusions are you buying into? What illusions are you trying to create? And what’s the most you’ve ever spent on cellulite cream? I want to know…

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2 Responses to Mystery, Illusions and….Cellulite Cream

  1. Marie Nicole says:

    Well, I used to be a Mary Kay consultant long time ago … I bought and sell a lot of stuff you can imagine!! X years later, I don’t wear or use much. I may “re-kindle” that part of myself soon for the illusions.

    As beauty consultants, we used to romance our customers and ourselves with the MK products. Just got a new job!! I may romance myself again who knows!! 🙂

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