Tsk, tsk! My evil alter ego Veronica has slept in again and is only getting around to writing this NOW – at noon on a friday! This better be good….
Time is precious – especially yours. Yet corporations, governments and individual assholes constantly waste it.
I’m talking about complicated recycling rules, being put on hold and having to select bullshit options from a confusing robotic telephone menu, spam emails and of course…..telemarketers and scam callers.
The time has come to take back your power and start fucking with the system. Next time a telemarketer calls you, keep them on the line. Ask inane questions, pretend to be fascinated and if they sounds sexy, flirt a little – just see where it goes.
If a company pisses you off and wastes your time DO NOT get all huffy and threaten to withdraw your business – that’s classic whiny bitch stuff that doesn’t scare anyone. Remain a kind, polite client but become needy. Start asking for discounts and special perks – relax and have fun with it and see what happens.
If someone starts wasting your time but you turn it around and start wasting theirs, do you somehow get back your own precious time that’s been wasted? No. But you’ll be having way more fun!
And time spent enjoying oneself in nefarious ways is time well spent, indeed!
Here’s a great video that inspired me to write this post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ
Love it going to try it especially with these political assholes that waste you time.
Ha! You must be in the U.S.
Love it Kate 😀
🙂 Thanks!