Veronica is my evil alter ego and co-author of my new workbook Your Alter Ego… Revealed!, a fun, sexy workbook that’s perfect for lazy winter afternoons.
Christmas is upon us… so batten down the hatches and pour yourself a stiff one!
For some this is a time of giving, generosity and helping the needy.
For others it’s a time of buying oneself lavish gifts and rolling around naked in a sea of bubble wrap. Or maybe that’s just me?
But for most people, this holiday is about boring visits with in-laws and distant relatives you don’t give a shit about. Well, at least you can get drunk.
A few years ago I spent Christmas alone. I slept in, ate a box of chocolate seashells for breakfast, watched 21 Jump Street and did go-go dance aerobics dvds. It was the perfect day.
So if you’re spending Christmas alone this weekend, don’t fall prey to all those sappy do-gooders who invite you to their Christmas dinner out of pity. Bleh! You know what to do…
I started a new knitting project. Yes I have four events in two days – but I’ll knit right through a good portion of them!
That’s awesome, Rose! I want to learn to knit and when I do I want to make myself leg warmers (because I’ve heard they are easy to make and because I’m cold all the time!)
My husband and I will be alone Christmas Day with our 2 dogs and 2 cats (all rescues) and it will be perfect for us ! For the first time in 37 years of marriage it will be a lazy, peaceful day.
That sounds so blissful, Tina. I will be cooking two back to back christmas dinners and doing a christmas luncheon. F*&k!
You had me at go-go dance aerobics. I’ll be ponying though 2017!
**through**
ha ha, I know that move! The pony!
Omg! Your Christmas day spent alone sounds heavenly! I’m a hermit by nature so with all the visits coming up I’ve worked myself into knots! If I spent this day alone I would take a bath with tons of Lush products, drink lavish coffee and stay in a fuzzy robe all day! Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays 🙂
Oh Jessica, your fantasy Christmas sounds wonderful, you’ll have to have a day like that after all the busyiness of christmas is over!