Guess what? After a 2 year hiatus, My evil twin Veronica is baaaaack! And she has everything I don’t….copious cleavage, hordes of cute guys trailing after her and a hankering for day drinking. She’s here to ejaculate some sass and giggle into your day with her Tarot “wisdom” and terrible life advice.
Last night while my good twin Kate was doing yoga and drinking water and I was on the couch, slamming margaritas and yelling at the TV, I had an epiphany….
For the last few months the media has been telling me all kinds of important, need-to-know things. Like what I’m supposed to be afraid of, who I’m supposed to hate, what I’m supposed to be angry about and what I’m supposed to be worried about.
Which is all well and good, but…I wasn’t cut out to be cult member.
I’d rather be a cult leader. But I don’t want the responsibility.
Soooooo…..I’ve decided to start my very own, super exclusive cult, where I’m the only one whose allowed to join. Sorry guys.
Jealous? Don’t be. It’s high time you did the same.
The laser focused gaze of The Magician sees right through you and he sees your potential. He says “start your own cult….a cult of one – you!”
Imagine being both the charismatic leader AND the sole follower. It’s like a weird form of masturbation, right? Love it!
First step: define your own version of utopia. If you don’t do it, mainstream society will do it for you and guess what? That utopia SUCKS!
Once you have a clear idea of the world you’d like to inhabit, you are one step closer to creating that world. It’s like vision boarding, but for cool people.
In the comments below, tell me 3 things that your utopia includes. (Mine includes tree houses, creative freedom and orgies. I don’t need much.)
You know Im totally over the moon that Veronica is back… I so missed her!
1) Lots of healthy sex that is so intense it feels toxic.
2) Constantly naturally high on life living and pumping out so much creativity.
3) To eat whatever the fuck you want and not gain weight!
Judi, these are all fantastic things! And sex so healthy it’s….toxic. I’m intrigued.
We were asked this exact question when I was in middle school, 60ish years ago, and I find my answer the same. THIS is my utopia! Without pain, how could you appreciate peace? Without death, there is no life or rebirth. Without fear there is no appreciation of calm and beauty. We need the “bad” in life to truly appreciate that which is good. Without the “bad” how do we grow? I’ve had more than my fair share of truly terrifying and awful things in my life, but I know those things have been part of my trials to progress through the levels to reach my goals. (Love Veronica by the way. We all need to appreciate that part of us that tells everyone to f*** off under our breath now and then.)
Jean, you are right! A world that is perfect all the time would quickly become boring. That’s why we don’t watch movies about people who have no struggle – all good stories revolve around challenge, heartbreak and some sort of drama.
My utopia would be a nature sanctuary too, and I know of one online, in Ireland, and the owner did it herself.
Don’t mind working but I’d like to work doing something I love, not “whatever the market assigns to me,”
and have friends doing similar cool things – Tarot, crystals, gardening, art, cooking, animal communication, etc.
Cindy, I’m a big fan of doing what you love! ♥
1. Massages every morning and night
2. Sexy pool boy…I don’t have a pool.
3. Great dinners cooked for me and hubby every night.
Who says you need to have a pool to have a pool boy, right?
1 No Politics or Capitalism- a society more like the Quakers or Co-ops, so everyone is treated like human beings with clean air and water that is sustainable; back to hunters and gatherers instead of agriculture and out of control population growth (so we have food), so life is peaceful and full, no longer a threat to the least of these.
2. No Racism – color is a beauty not a threat. Diversity is our strength. We should listen to our ancestors and indigenous peoples to learn how to preserve the Earth and live in harmony with our solar system.
3. Lots of Eternal Sunlight – for us to live, sunlight creates the plants, trees, holds carbon, provides shade and creates rain. RAM for all!
THIS IS MY UTOPIA – ofcourse literature, language, arts and music will be a natural result of the changes I made to my world.
Beautiful! I love it ♥
1- do not lie,cheat or steal
2- do not hurt anyone on purpose
3 – love and help one another
Sounds like there’s no room for my dark side in your utopia, Paul! just kidding 😉
3 – love and help each other in pluckerland…this and 1 and 2 in my utopia!!!
1- do not lie,cheat or steal
2- do not hurt anyone on purpose
Veronica dahling….i’ve been waiting 4u!!..time for pleasure!!!..i been delving n2 i ching…time, space, energy all blasting out probabilities.. what say you!??
Welcome Back Veronica, I have missed you!
1. A fabulous treehouse (always wanted one) tastefully decorated, with a skylight to look up at the stars every night.
2. My dog and Hubby (because I am not into orgies anymore) Evil wink at you Veronica.
3. Lost of critters of all kinds (birds, squirrels, rabbits, deer…)
heehee! You crack me up, Caryn! Your utopia sounds great – I love critters of all kinds (except spiders & wasps)
Hahaha! I love when Veronica comes out to play!! 🙂 Orgies – OMG!! FUNNY!! lmao
I agree, and think we need to stay away from the main stream media/programming and to think for ourselves! WORD
My Utopia includes:
1) Has beautiful ocean and mountain views with awesome sunrises and sunsets, tropical colors, perfect temperature that goes to your liking, delicious food, entertainment & relaxation (was that more than 3 in one – lol) Hey, it’s my Utopia huh?!
2) Everyone just helps everyone out, and you don’t really have to have a job
3) Everyone is kind to one another and even though we may not always agree we don’t fight and bicker
I love this, Shawna! Especially the bit about not needing a job – this is a utopia I could live in!
1dogs
2 dogs
3 yarn
No it’s not a mistake. 1 and 2 are both dogs
A true dog lover!
Pizza
Cats
Love
A blissful trifecta!
Hello Veronica… glad to have you back!
My utopia would include:
1. Freedom to have the time and space and money to do the things that make me happy.
2. Tarot cards, pretty crystals and lots of books to read.
3. Definitely some Mojito’s … or pina coladas by the ocean.
Those are all things I love too, Tammy!
1. Red Wine
2. Sushi
3. Chippendale Dancers at my disposal
All of this on a secluded island of bliss and comfort
You’re my kind of gal!
wow! Big task
1) my own island where others can visit by invitation only
2) a haven for dogs and cats to not be abused or homeless
3) and everything Larissa said above
So glad to have Veronica back. 🙂
I want to visit your utopia, Jennifer!!!! Sounds awesome 🙂
1) Any pink drink at Starbucks
2) Paddle boarding on a quiet lake
3) Sushi takeout once a week
My idea of untopia!!
P.S. thank you Veronica for sashaying back to us😆
*utopia* lol
Now I really want to know what a “pink drink” at Starbucks is…
#1 A home on very private sanctuary (acres & acres) with gardens and wildlife.
#2 Same sanctuary where I will write a best-selling book.
#3 Retired with my honey in financial comfort.
Sounds like paradise, Leslie!
My utopia would include:
– practicing alchemy with medicinal herbs;
– writing paranormal novels; and
– living in a nature paradise that I created.
I love that, Marie! Mine is similar, including the herbs and nature paradise ♥
Thank you Kate! It will take time but it’s worth the journey! 🙂
Yay! Welcome back, Veronica!
My utopia would include
1. Cute chubby guys
2. Lots of candy
3. Cold sunny days
Now that’s a utopia!
1. Fresh sourdough bread and cheese.
2. House by a warm lake.
3. Lots of free time with money in the bank. 🙂
I’m also a total sucker for carbs, dairy and unlimited free time!
No pollution or harm to the planet, ever, for any reason. Period.
All beings (and i mean all) living in complete equality, safety, and love without risk or fear of harm from another being
All beings fully celebrated and supported for their uniqueness and their gifts…no one ever enslaves themselves in a job they hate again. Kindness is the new currency.
Larissa, what a beautiful world that would be! Thank you for sharing ♥
Love it!
#1 Being totally completely alone for at least a day
#2 Under a dark star filled night sky
#3 No such thing as TV
I think we are on the same page, Debbie!!!