Veronica is my evil twin/alter ego and she takes over my blog on Friday’s to impart her bitchy wisdom. When she isn’t Tarot reading, she’s seducing some buff young thing at the gym, penning sultry smut on her laptop and knocking back the martinis while laughing maniacally at some mediocre romantic comedy…
Today’s Tarot card is the Queen of Coins (aka Queen of Pentacles) and she’s just trudged onto the scene to tell you “don’t be afraid to put your nose in other people’s business!”
We often think of the Queen of Coins as having nurturing qualities and being down to earth and good with money. But she’s got a dark side….
This Queen is also a nosy busy-body who likes to muscle in and let you know her opinion on every matter.
From the state of your barren uterus (when are you going to have children?!) to your choice in self help books (you should be reading Wayne Dyer not Osho!), she just can’t keep her crappy opinions to herself.
If you know someone like this, you probably can’t stand her. But admit it….you kind of want to act like her some days. I know you’re just dying to ask people inappropriate questions and then offer up your unsolicited advice. Well, my friend, today is the day to do just that!
Don’t censor yourself today.
Don’t tell yourself it’s none of my business.
Today, everything is your business and everyone needs to hear your advice.
Have fun 😉
xoxo
Veronica
Hey Veronica,
I’m so glad to have found your blog!
I probably wouldn’t go for coffee with you 😉 but I sure enjoy reading your bitchy advice every Friday. Bring it on!
nah, just kiddin’
Love from Austria,
Susanna
Hee hee – thanks Susanna – I will pass on your compliments to Veronica 😉
Love it! Reminds me of what Dan Savage on “Star Talk” the other week…”I’m qualified to give advice because someone was cool enough to ask me for it”
One of my favorite book series is the “witch central” books by Deborah Geary. I think Veronica is resonating with one of the major story elements basically that the witches in her books raise meddling into whole loving art form. With glitter glue. And cookies.
It’s all in how you say it. You only spout opinions at the ones you love.
Happy week to Veronica and Kate both 😉
Thanks for this Ronda, I will have to check out that witch book series – it sounds fun 🙂
And happy week to you too!
It’s interesting that this Queen also looks a little like you Veronica. In a truly good way your Grace. You seem to embody this attitude. After all to quote Khaleesi “I will rule” is never a bad thing. There are thrones to rise to. There are lands to free, there are knights and sell swords who wish to swear fealty to you. Today I will be: Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
hee hee, someone’s obsessed with Game of Thrones! 😉