Veronica is my evil twin and Tarot reading superstar! She’s been spending her Summer scoping out hot, gay dudes on the beach (because the only straight dudes seem to be soft, pasty dads) and reading all sorts of low-brow smut. Just the kind of woman you want to take advice from!
The Empress is your classic nature-slut who loves the wild, untamed rivers, dense forests and tangly unkempt gardens and she’s hear to say this:
“You’ve been keeping yourself pruned and domesticated for far too long…and it’s high time you went wild!”
For those of you whose idea of “wild” is smashing beer bottles on your head or getting groped at one of those Cancun foam parties…think again.
True wildness happens when you just let things go. You stop maintaining things, letting nature take it’s course. No efforting involved.
Like not mowing your lawn for a year or going braless at a farmer’s market.
Embracing your wildness lets you appreciate who you really are and best of all, it pisses lots of people off – reason enough for me!
So this weekend, how will YOU let yourself go wild? And don’t say “going braless at a farmer’s market” because that’s my idea.