Meet my evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica! Feeling lost? In need of some good advice? Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Veronica loves nothing more than telling other people how to live (and ruin) their lives in spectacular fashion. So take her advice. If you dare…
The Tower represents sudden change that makes you question everything.
FINALLY!
Just when you start getting comfy, life reminds you that it’s uncertain and unpredictable. Fuuuuuck!
In the blink of an eye, your life can go from being a fairytale to a nightmare – or from being like a Hallmark Christmas movie to a hardcore porno.
I know which one I’d prefer 😉
So the question is…when the rug gets pulled out from under you, will you hop on it and go for a magic carpet ride?
How you answer this next question will determine your fate….
When you look at The Tower, do you see a crumbling building or an exploding phallus?
I prefer to see the glass half full, so I see a boner. And what is a boner if not a signpost pointing you in the direction of where you need to go?
Wait, that didn’t make sense.
The Tower symbolizes an ejaculating phallus which symbolizes a life force energy so powerful it cannot be contained within the confines of such a rigid construct, and that rigid construct is your life.
Wow, so much symbolism my head is spinning.
You were born to LIVE! You were born to colour OUTSIDE the lines! Enough with all these uptight plans, my dear. Time to spread your sexy wings and recreate your life from the ground up!
😆 love it!
I laughed! What a picture to remember!! Explosion of pheromones to drive us out of the comfort zone. Why not?!!
I would say it’s time for our “sexy wings” not only to recreate our life from the ground up but also our persona in an effort to be more authentic. Either one would be a sexy success, isn’t it Veronica? 🙂
Well, I won’t forget this visual soon…
Love it! My other evil twin! 🙌😈
Hahahha…. love the way Veronica thinks! Hanging all week long to see what funny, out of the box real life stuff comes out of her.
Sometimes I feel like Veronica writes just for you, Judi! 😉
Certainly a new way of looking at the Tower! I’ll have this in my thoughts, too, the next time it comes up in a reading! I love the line, time to re-create your life from the ground up! Thanks, Veronica! I needed this lift and laughter today! 🙂
So glad you enjoyed this, Denise 🙂 ♥
Veronica, you just make me chuckle 🙂
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First of all, this an absolutely brilliant way to reframe the Tower! I know I ‘ll be more likely to celebrate it (sort of) the next time it appears in a reading after learning Veronica’s thoughts!
Second, effing hysterical. Thank you! 💐😻😻
It’s one of my favorite ways to view The Tower! Glad you liked this, Jamie 🙂