I’m back with my weekly readings! After missing last weeks reading due to my laptop being fixed, I’m happy to be back in the saddle with a fresh new reading, using my fresh new deck….the 78 Tarot Nautical!
When you look at the Whimsy card, what does it mean to you? What does being “whimsical” look like for you? And how can you invite more whimsy and creativity into your life on the weekend?
Veronica Noir is the Daily Tarot Girlās evil twin. She is a new age vamp who bellydances, reads Tarot and eats men for breakfast. Letās see what diabolical advice she has for us todayā¦
Archangel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue
Believe it or not, but youāve had some ideas lately. Some may even call them ābrilliantā. Although personally, I think thatās a bit of a stretch.
Theyāre okay. Your ideas are okay. In fact, they are pretty darn decent.
But if you donāt act on your ideas, they become like farts on the wind. Like a dream that you remember when you awaken but donāt bother writing downā¦.your ideas are in danger of fading away, never to be remembered again.
Do something dammit! Take action!
That yellow angel on the unicorn isnāt just mucking about with that lightning bolt ā he means business! And its time you began taking yourself (and your ideas) more seriously.
Write it all down, make little mini-action steps and for heavenās sake, donāt let other peopleās ridiculous opinions pollute your mind. This week is about YOUR ideas!
Update: My laptop is still in the shop getting fixed! This is why I haven’t yet posted this weeks reading – all my software for uploading videos is on that laptop. So I am really hoping I will have it back by tomorrow so I can upload the next weeks reading! Fear not….I will be back! And thanks so much for your patience š
Veronica is my sassy, foul-mouthed twin and sheās here to inject some fabulousness into your life! Letās see what she has to say about the Nine of Pentaclesā¦.
Gilded Tarot
When you go off looking for the good stuff, youāre likely to find it.
The Nine of Pentacles is all about total enjoyment of your surroundings. And you can start by noticing whatās awesome about your life right now.
No, Iām not going to say āmake a gratitude list, be grateful for what you have,ā because YUCK! who wants to hear that?
Personally, Iāve had enough of preachy spiritual types telling me to practice āgratitudeā. They can suck it.
But I love to appreciate the good things in life ā like shutting off my alarm clock and going back to sleep when itās dark and rainy outside. Or the feel of two boy-toys massaging my feet while the third one feeds me profiteroles. Or just knowing that my kindle has nearly 1,000 filthy unread novels waiting for meā¦.
Itās the simple things, really.
So if you want to make your life more fabulous, make a list.
No, not a gratitude list. Call it a āDelicious Listā and list everything in your life that is deliciously wonderful.
Then just sit back and let the good times rollā¦.
Veronica is my evil Tarot twin and she’s here to deliver her special brand of Tarot wisdom! When she isn’t telling everyone what to do, Veronica spends her days drinking raspberry daiquiris and rolling around naked on a pile of feather boas. I know, totally the kind of chick you want to take advice from, right?
Shadowscapes Tarot
Two of Wandsis all about contemplation. Want something to contemplate? Your closet.
That’s right. Your closet is a mirror of your inner psyche. So what’s in it?
If your like me, your closet’s filled with kinky boots, wigs, feathered black angel wings, wild costumes, silk veils, coin bras and such.
Or if your a mentally unwell individual, perhaps you have brown sweaters, orthopedic shoes and wool scarves in your closet. Or horror of horrors…..polyester dress pants!
Is your closet messy and cheap like Old Navy just vomit-burped into your wardrobe? Or is it arranged by color, fabric and season?
Your closet should look like you want to be. Chew on that! Do you want to be organized and bland? Start sorting and categorizing, then! Or do you want to be exciting, sexy and guilt-free like me, Veronica? Then replace those polite pastel neck scarfs with some red feather boas and you’re all set!
Veronica Noir is The Daily Tarot Girlās fearless, daring (yet evil!) twin. When she isnāt offering up salacious advice on a Friday, sheās cruising around the Mediterranean on her yacht with a couple of boy-toys, a good book and a cool mojito.
Archangel Oracle Cards
by Doreen Virtue
Today or this weekend a close friend will ask you for advice. You will be tempted to unleash your mental cornucopia of brilliant insights.
If you do, this is what will happen:
Your friend will nod along like sheās listening. But then she will do the exact opposite of what you said. Almost as if she asked for your opinion only to reject it in a coy maneuver of subtle oneupmanship. The nerve!
So do this instead:
Give the exact opposite of what you think is āgood adviceā ā your friend isnāt listening anyway, so have fun with it.
If she whines about her marriage, tell her to have an affair with the pool-boy. If she moans about how tired she is, suggest she mix a little Speed into her morning coffee. All work-related issues can be solved by taking an extended sick leave or quitting. All neighborly disputes can be fixed withā¦.fists.āMaybe violence IS the answerā, you tell her.
You may soon find that none of your friends ever ask you for advice anymore. But would that really be such a bad thing?
