September 2013

Drive off a Cliff! ~ The Lovers (Friday)

friday's with veronicaVeronica Noir is a writer of smut, maker of cocktails and The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil, evil twin. When not reading Tarot she can be found lounging poolside in her neighbors yard (when they aren’t home) and lamenting the depressing lack of hot, young man-meat in her town. Let’s see what dreadful advice she has for you today…

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Housewives Tarot

The Lovers! Such an exciting, sexy card to get on a Friday.

How passionate is your life? An how interesting are the people in it? Is it so passionate and interesting that you may drive off a cliff without noticing simply because the conversation is so fascinating?

No? Well, why the f*ck not?!

This rendition of The Lovers is supposed to serve as a warning – get too caught up in the heart pounding excitement of life and you will end up plunging head first off a cliff and into the ocean, only to be eaten by hungry sharks with a hankering for human thigh meat.

Well, that’s just silly! Don’t fall for that crapolla.

This weekend, make a commitment to start living a passionate life. Only do things that are so freaking fascinating that you have absolutely no clue what’s going on around you. Not sure how? Here’s my 3-step process:

1) Stop wasting precious time making small talk with boring people (avoid talking about the weather, health issues and people’s kids or grandchildren – that shit is grade A boring)

2) Make a bunch of boring rules for yourself (such as no sex on the first date, no drinking before 4pm and no fried food), then break them all in one night.

3) Do at least one thing on your “bucket list” every weekend – without panties.

In the comments below, tell me one thing that’s on your bucket list that you are going to do next…..and I will hold you to it!

Take the Touchy-Feely Approach ~ Knight of Cups (Thursday)

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Intuitive Tarot by Cilla Conway

The Knight of Cups come galloping into your life today to remind you to look at things through the artsy-fartsy, touchy-feely lens.

Be open to the idea that your problems will solve themselves – or that solutions can come about in unexpected ways. You don’t have to have everything all figured out just yet – even though you really want to!

This Knight is a Romantic and he knows there is more to life than the same old, same old – beneath his icy blue armor lies a burning, beating heart. Similarly, you are yearning for something more and today this yearning may reach fever pitch.

Express your feelings to someone you trust and be bold and brave when it comes to pursuing something that others may scoff at. And remember….take the artsy-fartsy approach today.

The Beginning of Something Exciting ~ Ace of Pentacles (Wednesday)

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Anna K Tarot

Today you will discover buried treasure – either within yourself or in your back garden.

The Ace of Pentacles is about making new discoveries and the new beginnings that sprout up as a result. So ponder this tidbit: what new piece of information did I uncover about myself today?

You’ve been digging a long time – searching your soul for “the answers” or something. But what will you do once you’ve found it? Of course that depends on what you find….but the discovery is not far off!

Get ready for your life to take off in a new direction – a direction that feels happy, whole and in alignment with who you are.

Believe in Yourself! ~ Angel Card for Tuesday

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Indigo Angel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue

Today’s Angel card says Believe in Yourself. You are your own best supporter and cheerleader. Others can encourage you and believe in you, but it doesn’t really matter all that much if you don’t believe in yourself!

You are at a time in your life now where it is extremely important for you to be on your own side. Stop second guessing yourself and nip your critical voice in the bud – or at least learn to laugh at it đŸ™‚

You are the engine of your life and body – think of your body as a car and your spirit as the engine that gets you to where you want to go. If you have a bunch of self-defeating negative beliefs, this only mucks up the engine, leaving you broken down on an unfamiliar country road.

Okay, maybe that analogy doesn’t really make much sense – but you know what I mean! Believe in yourself already!

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Two of Flames ~ Tarot Card for Monday

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Sirian Starseed Tarot by Patricia Cori and Alyssa Bartha

Today’s Tarot card is the Two of Flames from the Sirian Starseed Tarot. The message is clear – it is time for you to contemplate your next big move!

Now is the time for you to gaze into the not-to-distant  future and envision the life you would like to have. Begin planning out the steps you can do now in order to steer yourself in the direction you want to go in.

The Two of Flames is all about soul searching, so take the time to rest, contemplate and dream. Once you are clear on what you truly want (and not what you think you should want or what other people in your life think you should want), then you are free to take inspired action!