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The Worst Kind of Person

Veronica Noir is my deeply disturbed, Tarot reading twin. She is here to spice up your life with her bad advice… You know what disturbs me more than anything? More than fascism, more than ice cream cakes and even more … Continue reading

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Consumption vs Creativity

Veronica is my Tarot reading twin. She’s just like me except she’s bad, slutty and has way more fun! When she’s in between spa appointments and sex cruises, she’s kind enough to devote her spare time to writing these Friday … Continue reading

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The one question that will change your life

International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she’s here to slap some sense into you. She wrote this reading with her peacock feather pen while sipping a spiked earl grey … Continue reading

Posted in November 2016, Uncategorized, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 7 Comments

Don’t eat the cookies just because they’re there

Veronica is my evil twin and co-tarot reader and on Friday’s I let her take the reins. She wrote this while eating pink frosted cupcakes on a red velvet divan, being fanned by willing boy toys. Housewives Tarot The other … Continue reading

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It’s hot to be authentic AND secretive!

Veronica is my husky voiced twin. She’s bad, she’s fabulous and she reads Tarot. When she isn’t sexily reclining on her chaise lounger and sipping something evil, she’s dishing out unsolicited advice on my blog! There’s a lot of trumped … Continue reading

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Balance is for boring Yoga dorks….but Variety is for sultry strumpets!

Veronica was feeling lazy this week and said “f*ck it, just recycle one of my old readings from last year” – so here it is, an oldie but a goodie. You may have read this before, but the message is … Continue reading

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Update….laptop drama!

Dear blog readers, If you are wondering where my weekly reading is….well, I’ve been having some major computer drama! My laptop stopped working yesterday and I was unable to upload. Since I only have one computer, well, it’s a total … Continue reading

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Tarot Reading for Dec 28 – Jan 3

Here is your Tarot reading for the week ahead. I am using the Hezicos Tarot by Mary Griffin for this reading. Stay tuned for a very special New Years reading, which I will post in the next few days…. Have … Continue reading

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Oracle Card Reading for Mar 9 – 15

For this oracle card reading I am using my newest deck the Vintage Wisdom Oracle. I will be doing a review of this deck this week, but first I thought you should see it in action! This week looks a … Continue reading

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Four of Cups: Boredom in A Loincloth?

Veronica Noir is my evil twin and fellow Tarot reader. When she’s not molesting young men with her eyes and knocking back Margaritas on her balcony, she’s helping me with my upcoming Tarot book and doing horrid readings on this … Continue reading

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