Veronica Noir is a writer of smut, maker of cocktails and The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil, evil twin. When not reading Tarot she can be found lounging poolside in her neighbors yard (when they aren’t home) and lamenting the depressing lack of hot, young man-meat in her town. Let’s see what dreadful advice she has for you today…
The Lovers! Such an exciting, sexy card to get on a Friday.
How passionate is your life? An how interesting are the people in it? Is it so passionate and interesting that you may drive off a cliff without noticing simply because the conversation is so fascinating?
No? Well, why the f*ck not?!
This rendition of The Lovers is supposed to serve as a warning – get too caught up in the heart pounding excitement of life and you will end up plunging head first off a cliff and into the ocean, only to be eaten by hungry sharks with a hankering for human thigh meat.
Well, that’s just silly! Don’t fall for that crapolla.
This weekend, make a commitment to start living a passionate life. Only do things that are so freaking fascinating that you have absolutely no clue what’s going on around you. Not sure how? Here’s my 3-step process:
1) Stop wasting precious time making small talk with boring people (avoid talking about the weather, health issues and people’s kids or grandchildren – that shit is grade A boring)
2) Make a bunch of boring rules for yourself (such as no sex on the first date, no drinking before 4pm and no fried food), then break them all in one night.
3) Do at least one thing on your “bucket list” every weekend – without panties.
In the comments below, tell me one thing that’s on your bucket list that you are going to do next…..and I will hold you to it!
Veronica!
This is great advice. I’m making my list and checking it twice. TGIF!!!!!!!
jme
But will you be naughty….or nice?
Well, this is a wake-up call. I don’t currently know many people offline who participate in conversations that thrill and delight me…so time to open the doors to that barrier!
I hear you, Joy!
Veronica,
Loosing Your edge!!!?? Did You tell goody goody kate the truth?
“Lounging poolside in [Your] neighbors yard (when they aren’t home)?!!!”
That is not even “evil.” “Evil, evil” is calling the neighbors. Telling them You will be there at 4, that You need margarita mixing stuff, top shelf, and real limes, and to stay indoors until 7:30. (Or have young husband mix the for You!)
And don’t say thank you! lol
Antonio
aaaaahhhh! You are so right – sneaking around when they aren’t home is waaay too polite. And when I think about it, they should be so lucky to have a hot, young thing such as myself swimming in the buff in their boring, rectangular pool. Food for thought…
Hilarious!
About to jump over that cliff in full awareness and with great delight!
Doing something that I would never normally do—
Thank you, great take on the card.
oooh! I am excited for you, Denise!
Veronica, you are my crazy self… I wish I could meet you in person! xoxo
I wish I could meet me in person, too. Sadly, there is no one even remotely as fantastic as myself in this town! Perhaps I should clone myself 😉
😀