Veronica is my crazy, evil Tarot card reading twin. When she’s not traipsing about town sans underpants, she’s writing filthy trash and knocking back Mojitos like armageddon is just around the corner. Let’s see what kind of cracked out advice she’s cooked up for us today…
Today’s card is the Ten of Fossils (aka Ten of Pentacles), represented by Dog.
Dogs are all about loyalty and sucking up.
I’m more of a cat myself.
When you people-please and ass sniff all day long, bonds are instantly formed! It’s easy to feel part of the family.
But if your more cat-like, you might find yourself with more space for solitude and soothing emptiness – especially if you are prone to raking people’s faces when they get too touchy feely with you.
Traditionally this card is all about “the marketplace” or “everyday society”
So, ask yourself: when it comes to my place in my community/family, am I a cat or a dog?
Do you go through the motions of everyday life like a dog chasing a stick, clueless as to why he is doing it, but throwing himself into it wholeheartedly nonetheless?
Or do you sit on the sidelines, like a bitchy cat, enjoying your own snide mental commentary of your canine-esque neighbors and colleagues?
Whatever you are, its perfectly okay.
Unless your a dog.
Great post!! I’m for sure a cat, I prefer to do my own thing and alone. 🙂
I love your catwoman icon!
My fave line was ‘sans underpants’, which reminded me of ‘legal briefs’ when I was in Law School.
I’ve got a stinky feeling Lady V smells like a PUSSY (cat) when she’s traipsing about,
but thats just me…
God, you just can’t help yourself, can you?
No, I Really Can’t.
Do You Know Any Good Therapists?
Hi Kate I am more like a cat. Like o things my own way. I do love to have a dog ( mine is a ten year old Labrador) and I am allergic to cats!
I love labs! Well, I like looking at them – dogs are always so smelly and slobbery up close.
This post was hillarious! I loved this line in particular: “especially if you are prone to raking people’s faces when they get too touchy feely with you”. Totally LMFAO 🙂 Happy Friday to you Kate
Can you relate? Ha ha – glad I made you laugh 😉