Happy Friday! My evil, Tarot reading twin Veronica is here to tell you how to live your life. Seductress by night, Lady of Leisure by day, Veronica’s loves include gossiping about other people, judging other people, daytime drinking and sorting the recycling ALL WRONG!!!! Let’s see what advice she has for us today….
The Linestrider Tarot
by Siolo Thompson
Decisions, decisions! That is what the Two of Swords is all about.
Should you lay in your hammock and read War and Peace or some trashy Jackie Collins novel?
Do you make fillet mignon for dinner or eat a bag of chips and a Bloody Mary?
Will you watch The English Patient tonight or The Bachelorette?
Should you hump your banker or the pool boy? Or both?!
Sometimes it’s nice to take the path of least resistance. Great conversations, quality food and well written literature don’t always hit the spot.
Once in a while you need to slum it and consume some trash! So before you run off to read some boring Pulitzer prize winning novel “make love” to a scientist or something lame, make sure you ask yourself “is this really what I want right now?”
….your answer may disgust you!
OMG!
This is hilarious!
Thank you, thank you!!
Kate…..this is a good one. I couldn’t stop laughing so thanks for Veronica’s view point today!!!!!!