Veronica is my evil twin and I let her scrawl her silliness all over my blog every Friday. Her readings are deep, insightful and full of penis innuendos. Let’s see what nonsense advice she has for you today…
Just like a spectator at an orgy, the fancy lady of the Nine of Pentacles reclines with ease and luxuriously nibbles on grapes!
Do you wish you could be this fancy lady?
Guess what? You can!
All you need is a falcon, some head jewels and the understanding that everything feels more decadent when you just sit back, relax and eat grapes.
If the kids are fighting this weekend, don’t intervene. Sit back, relax and eat some grapes. Pretend your watching gladiators in a Roman coliseum.
Friends boring you with tiresome, detailed stories about their latest vacation? Sit back, relax and eat grapes. Indulge in a lurid sex fantasy about Daniel Craig. Your friends won’t even know!
Can’t stand the thought of cooking dinner for your in-laws on Sunday night? Fuck it. Sit back, relax and eat grapes. Order pizza.
So there you have it. A plan for your weekend!
To relax between my wedding ceremony and reception I sat back and ate red grapes. It worked! I waltzed in to that reception feeling like a queen. 🙂
That’s awesome, Kristen! Did you just get married this weekend? Or was it a while ago?
This card is so lovely! I am considering buying this deck just for this card.
I ordered Pizza last night, so I guess now I just need grapes…and my jeweled turban…where DID I put that thing? ;D
You’re well on your way to having a very 9 of pentacles weekend!
On my way to the store to get grapes, and of course the result of grapes fermented!!!
Exactly what I was thinking of doing. 🙂 Cheers, Antonio
Hahaha! Daniel Craig works for me too!! And my friends do know. 🙂
Tee-hee! Great minds think alike 😉
I love you Veronica!
🙂
Tomorrow no cooking for me; we are eating pizza!!!
I like the detaching aspect of eating grapes. Can is be strawberries too? 😀
Have a joyful weekend!
Ellen, I think anyone would approve of strawberries, especially chocolate-covered ones. 🙂