I’m back with my weekly readings! After missing last weeks reading due to my laptop being fixed, I’m happy to be back in the saddle with a fresh new reading, using my fresh new deck….the 78 Tarot Nautical!
When you look at the Whimsy card, what does it mean to you? What does being “whimsical” look like for you? And how can you invite more whimsy and creativity into your life on the weekend?
Veronica Noir is the Daily Tarot Girlâs evil twin. She is a new age vamp who bellydances, reads Tarot and eats men for breakfast. Letâs see what diabolical advice she has for us todayâŠ
Archangel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue
Believe it or not, but youâve had some ideas lately. Some may even call them âbrilliantâ. Although personally, I think thatâs a bit of a stretch.
Theyâre okay. Your ideas are okay. In fact, they are pretty darn decent.
But if you donât act on your ideas, they become like farts on the wind. Like a dream that you remember when you awaken but donât bother writing downâŠ.your ideas are in danger of fading away, never to be remembered again.
Do something dammit! Take action!
That yellow angel on the unicorn isnât just mucking about with that lightning bolt â he means business! And its time you began taking yourself (and your ideas) more seriously.
Write it all down, make little mini-action steps and for heavenâs sake, donât let other peopleâs ridiculous opinions pollute your mind. This week is about YOUR ideas!
Update: My laptop is still in the shop getting fixed! This is why I haven’t yet posted this weeks reading – all my software for uploading videos is on that laptop. So I am really hoping I will have it back by tomorrow so I can upload the next weeks reading! Fear not….I will be back! And thanks so much for your patience đ
If you are wondering where my weekly reading is….well, I’ve been having some major computer drama! My laptop stopped working yesterday and I was unable to upload. Since I only have one computer, well, it’s a total pain in the ass! I may not have my laptop back until tomorrow, but I will post as soon as I can đ
Thank you so much for your patience and for watching my videos!
Veronica is my sassy, foul-mouthed twin and sheâs here to inject some fabulousness into your life! Letâs see what she has to say about the Nine of PentaclesâŠ.
Gilded Tarot
When you go off looking for the good stuff, youâre likely to find it.
The Nine of Pentacles is all about total enjoyment of your surroundings. And you can start by noticing whatâs awesome about your life right now.
No, Iâm not going to say âmake a gratitude list, be grateful for what you have,â because YUCK! who wants to hear that?
Personally, Iâve had enough of preachy spiritual types telling me to practice âgratitudeâ. They can suck it.
But I love to appreciate the good things in life â like shutting off my alarm clock and going back to sleep when itâs dark and rainy outside. Or the feel of two boy-toys massaging my feet while the third one feeds me profiteroles. Or just knowing that my kindle has nearly 1,000 filthy unread novels waiting for meâŠ.
Itâs the simple things, really.
So if you want to make your life more fabulous, make a list.
No, not a gratitude list. Call it a âDelicious Listâ and list everything in your life that is deliciously wonderful.
Then just sit back and let the good times rollâŠ.
Veronica is my evil Tarot twin and she’s here to deliver her special brand of Tarot wisdom! When she isn’t telling everyone what to do, Veronica spends her days drinking raspberry daiquiris and rolling around naked on a pile of feather boas. I know, totally the kind of chick you want to take advice from, right?
Shadowscapes Tarot
Two of Wandsis all about contemplation. Want something to contemplate? Your closet.
That’s right. Your closet is a mirror of your inner psyche. So what’s in it?
If your like me, your closet’s filled with kinky boots, wigs, feathered black angel wings, wild costumes, silk veils, coin bras and such.
Or if your a mentally unwell individual, perhaps you have brown sweaters, orthopedic shoes and wool scarves in your closet. Or horror of horrors…..polyester dress pants!
Is your closet messy and cheap like Old Navy just vomit-burped into your wardrobe? Or is it arranged by color, fabric and season?
Your closet should look like you want to be. Chew on that! Do you want to be organized and bland? Start sorting and categorizing, then! Or do you want to be exciting, sexy and guilt-free like me, Veronica? Then replace those polite pastel neck scarfs with some red feather boas and you’re all set!
Veronica Noir is The Daily Tarot Girlâs fearless, daring (yet evil!) twin. When she isnât offering up salacious advice on a Friday, sheâs cruising around the Mediterranean on her yacht with a couple of boy-toys, a good book and a cool mojito.
Archangel Oracle Cards
by Doreen Virtue
Today or this weekend a close friend will ask you for advice. You will be tempted to unleash your mental cornucopia of brilliant insights.
If you do, this is what will happen:
Your friend will nod along like sheâs listening. But then she will do the exact opposite of what you said. Almost as if she asked for your opinion only to reject it in a coy maneuver of subtle oneupmanship. The nerve!
So do this instead:
Give the exact opposite of what you think is âgood adviceâ â your friend isnât listening anyway, so have fun with it.
If she whines about her marriage, tell her to have an affair with the pool-boy. If she moans about how tired she is, suggest she mix a little Speed into her morning coffee. All work-related issues can be solved by taking an extended sick leave or quitting. All neighborly disputes can be fixed withâŠ.fists.âMaybe violence IS the answerâ, you tell her.
You may soon find that none of your friends ever ask you for advice anymore. But would that really be such a bad thing?
Veronica is my evil twin and I let her scrawl her silliness all over my blog every Friday. Her readings are deep, insightful and full of penis innuendos. Letâs see what nonsense advice she has for you todayâŠ
Morgan Greer Tarot
Just like a spectator at an orgy, the fancy lady of the Nine of Pentacles reclines with ease and luxuriously nibbles on grapes!
Do you wish you could be this fancy lady?
Guess what? You can!
All you need is a falcon, some head jewels and the understanding that everything feels more decadent when you just sit back, relax and eat grapes.
If the kids are fighting this weekend, donât intervene. Sit back, relax and eat some grapes. Pretend your watching gladiators in a Roman coliseum.
Friends boring you with tiresome, detailed stories about their latest vacation? Sit back, relax and eat grapes. Indulge in a lurid sex fantasy about Daniel Craig. Your friends wonât even know!
Canât stand the thought of cooking dinner for your in-laws on Sunday night? Fuck it. Sit back, relax and eat grapes. Order pizza.
Veronica is my nefarious Tarot reading twin sister and she’s here to dish up some mystical advice like never before!
Anna K Tarot
It’s time to get dirty!!!! No, not like in that desperate/gross Christina Aguilera video….even better.
The Seven of Pentacles is about patience, but it’s also about actually involving yourself in something. Like when you start a craft project and before you know it it’s 3am and your covered in glue gun goo and sparkles!
Impatience is time-related and it’s a symptom of not being in the NOW. The easiest way to nix impatience in the bud is to throw yourself into a project – roll around in it, breathe it, smear it on your face and stuff.
Since you live in a culture that tries to distract you every five seconds with total bullshit, being focused and deep in create mode is one of the most subversive, bad ass things you can do!
And if you don’t have a project to throw yourself into, just throw yourself into life! Walk barefoot on the linoleum, toss your hand sanitizer, throw caution to the wind! Be willing to get a little messy – everything’s way more fun that way đ
Veronica is my evil twin and fellow Tarot reader. How evil is she? Well, she detests baby showers and thinks wearing panties is for wimps. And when she isnât strutting about in slutty halloween costumes all year round, she can be found in her local metaphysical bookstoreâŠ.reading books but never buying anything. Here is her take on the Three of CupsâŠ
Hezicos Tarot by Mary Griffin
Todayâs Tarot card is the Three of Cups (from the Hezicos Tarot), which predicts that it wonât be long until you find your tribe of fellow wack-jobs!
For too long now you have felt like an outsider in your community â the crazy one, the one with odd hobbies and interests.
Not everyone is into meditating with crystals, energy healing and Shamanic journeying. In fact, hardly anyone is. Which has made you wonderâŠ.is it me? Am I the odd one?
Yes, you are! But guess what? Thatâs a good thing. All those normal people are crapâŠand theyâre boring!
Itâs high time you celebrated your unique nutsyness by starting a community of sorts. Put the call out â start a dream group, a healing circle or a Tarot study group â you will be shocked silly at the response you get!
Hereâs a secret I found out recentlyâŠ.not everyone who seems ânormalâ actually is. Most of them are just pretendingâŠjust waiting for someone to come along and start an Astral Travel support group or something, so they can find their tribe.
So donât be a lolagagging LolaâŠ.get out there and start recruiting some fringey friends!
