I haven’t used my Tao Oracle in ages, so it was nice to break it out again after all this time. I LOVE how the cards are matte, it gives them such a super nice feel!
I invite you to share your own intuitions, interpretations and ideas about these cards in the comments below 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Oracle Card Reading for March 13 – 19 Read More »
Veronica is my nefarious Tarot reading twin. At night she slinks through the streets under the cover of darkness, hunting for young, unsuspecting man-meat. By daylight she naps, writes filth and eats bon bons. But on Fridays, she reads Tarot – for you, right here…
The Hermit has hobbled into your life today to tell you one thing and one thing only….
“Be a trailblazer and decide for yourself what’s good. Don’t rely on others to tell you. They have terrible taste.”
So the Oscars happened last week. Or was it the week before? I don’t know because I didn’t watch…I’m way too cool for stuff like that.
But do you notice how year after year awards are dished out to depressing films about being miserable?
Yeah. Avoid that shit.
That’s why I’m giving you my list of Oscar picks. These films were never actually nominated for an Oscar. But they should have been. And would have been if this were a sane world…
One of the campiest, most memorable movies to come out of the 90’s was Showgirls. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re missing out. Of course those stuffed shirt critics panned it, but what do they know? Nothing.
https://youtu.be/yCeCGcGAcfI
This is your classic 90’s femme fatale movie starring Michael Douglas as a helpless man victim. Women in 90’s movies were always taking advantage of Michael Douglas for some reason.
This movie is a classic! I remember making my babysitter watch this one probably 50 times. Sadly, at that time I didn’t realize this movie was a comedy. I thought it was a horror movie. Oh to be seven years old again!
You probably haven’t heard of this little known art-house film. It’s about a strip bar run by vampires and a perverted homicide detective who dresses like Dick Tracy. I bought the DVD at my friend’s garage sale and have since given it to my other friend as a wedding gift. I kind of got the vibe that this film was shot with one of those home movie camera’s that annoying dads carried around in the late 80’s. But it only ups the camp.
I didn’t realize there were so many Step Up movies until last week when I was day-drunk, scrolling through Netflix. My favorite part about these movies is that they don’t make you think. You can get up for a pee and not worry about pressing pause. You can eat popcorn and it doesn’t matter if the crunch crunch sound drowns out the “dialogue”. A masterpiece indeed…
So now I want to know…
what are your favorite movies of all time (that no one else liked)?
Veronica’s Oscar Picks Read More »
I always love busting out my Fairy cards and today was no exception! Here is your weekly card reading for the week ahead, using the Magical Messages from the Fairies oracle deck (by Doreen Virtue). Enjoy!
Have a fantastic week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Oracle card reading for March 6 – 12 Read More »
Veronica is my nefarious Tarot reading twin. At night she slinks through the streets under the cover of darkness, hunting for young, unsuspecting man-meat. By daylight she naps, writes filth and eats bon bons. But on Fridays, she reads Tarot – for you, right here…
Diversity is the new buzz word on everybody’s lips these days.
As in “financial planners recommend investment diversification for economic growth” or “the new multiplex will foster community, diversity and culture”
Yeah, whatever.
Like engagement, self esteem, transparency and wellness before it, diversity won’t be a hot little number forever. So let’s dissect it while we can.
You can always identify what a society lacks by the words it overuses. People are the same.
Have you ever met someone who blabbered on and on about how open and transparent they were? “I’m basically an open book. What you see is what you get,” blah blah blah.
And then you find out they have a secret, sordid life of money laundering, cocaine parties and eating at McDonald’s.
So our mainstream society doesn’t give a shit about diversity, even though it never stops talking about it.
And I get it. It’s way more fun to talk about something than to actually practice it.
Just ask all those people who list yoga as a hobby but haven’t actually been to a class since 2009.
So tell me….what do you like to talk non-stop about but don’t actually do?
Diversity…..and other overused words Read More »
Here is your weekly Tarot forecast! For this reading I am using the Heart and Hands Tarot…
I invite you to add your own interpretations of these cards in the comments below…
Have a beautiful week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Tarot Reading for Feb 27 – Mar 5 Read More »
Veronica is my Tarot reading twin. She’s just like me except she’s bad, slutty and has way more fun! When she’s in between spa appointments and sex cruises, she’s kind enough to devote her spare time to writing these Friday readings. Enjoy!….
There are two main things we humans do: consume and create.
Both are valid. Both are important. But if you do only one then you’re up shit creek without a paddle.
I, Veronica, love to consume! I voraciously munch cinnamon buns with my London fog every Sunday afternoon. I love watching artsy fartsy euro porn, listening to grisly true crime podcasts and reading celebrity gossip mags!
But consumption becomes destruction if it isn’t balanced out with creativity. Your soul withers and your mind becomes numb.
So this weekend, make sure you enjoy the things you consume, but then let them inspire you to create!
Bake some cookies, draw pictures of your cat, build a tree fort or slather your naked body in paint and roll around on a canvas in your backyard.
You get the idea. The sky’s the limit!
So tell me….what 3 things do you love to consume and what 3 things will you create this week?
Consumption vs Creativity Read More »
Are you in the mood for quizzes? I hope so!
I’ve compiled the 3 most popular quizzes on my site (okay, they’re the only 3) for you to dive into. So grab a cup of tea or a glass of wine, cozy up in your favorite armchair and let’s get down to it…
Did you know that your personality falls into one of the four Tarot suits? Most people are either Cupsy, Wandsy, Swordsy or Pentaclesy.
This personality quiz was designed to help you understand each of the four Minor Arcana suits a little better…and give you some chuckles 😉
If you've ever suspected you might be a smidge more psychic (or intuitive) than your average Joe Schmoe, you will WANT to take this quiz!!!! Why? Because it's juicy, fun and will inspire you to be even more intuitive than you think you are...
Okay, so this one's not actually about Tarot at all....and even worse, it was penned by my horrid twin Veronica (whose totally slutty and mean and has no ambition!).
This quiz exists for two reasons only: to give you a laugh and make you feel better (or worse) about yourself. What have you got to loose?
3 Tarot Quizzes to Spice up Your Life! Read More »
This week I was feeling playful and so I opted for my unicorn deck…because you can’t get less serious than unicorns!
Have a wonderful week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Unicorn Card Reading for Feb 20 – 26 Read More »
Happy Valentines Day!!! Here is your weekly Tarot reading with one of my sassiest decks….the Housewives Tarot…
Have a great week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Oracle Card Reading for Feb 13 – 19 Read More »
Veronica is my evil Tarot reading twin. Whip wielding anarchist by day, mischevious Tarot queen by night, Veronica is the author of her very own ebook! Let’s see what terrible advice she has for you….
You are what you eat.
At least that’s what an obnoxious duty teacher once told me when I was ten.
But guess what?
Whatever you last ate….is the secret key to your true personality!
Did you eat….
A cupcake? – this means you like to destroy beautiful things with your mouth.
Casserole? – you enjoy chaos and mayhem
A wrap? – your a lazy f*ck
A salad? – you think you’re better than everyone. Or, you like salads.
An apple – you give in to temptation way too easily!
Popcorn – you like to keep busy, busy, busy.
A salmon burger – you’re sophisticated but you like to slum it every now and then
I could go on and on…but I’ll stop there.
If you’re food wasn’t listed here, tell me in the comments below and I’ll tell you what it says about you…
F*ck astrology! Tell me what you last ate… Read More »
