November 2013

Tarot Card for Friday ~ Knight of Cups

4 Comments / November 2013, Veronica Noir / By / November 29, 2013

fridays with veronicaVeronica is my evil twin and she loves to give bad advice! She wrote this reading at midnight while sipping Bailey’s and watching some smutty late night foreign film. Enjoy…

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New Palladini Tarot

The Knight of Cups is at it again! Drinking on the job and raising his martini glass to toast his newest adventure. I like this guy!

But you know what I really like about him? He wears pink. Out of all the testosterone fueled Knights, this guy is blatantly androgynous – or dare I say feminine?

His colleagues (the other three knights) may wield phallic objects and look all serious, but he went “fuck this. I’m going to have a drink and wear a pink feather in my helmet. And I don’t give two shits where I end up as long as its interesting and fun.”

Today, be like the Knight of Cups! Contrary to what Kate said on Monday and Tuesday, don’t make a plan! Get distracted! Go wherever the wind takes you and raise a glass to all wandering spirits. Enjoy the journey!

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Tarot Card for Thursday ~ The Lovers

3 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 28, 2013
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Morgan-Greer Tarot

The Lovers come to you today to remind you be rational and sensible, despite feeling passionate about something.

It’s great to feel caught up in passion and excitement – whether its for a person, project, hobby or idea – but don’t make any decisions when you are this excited about something.

Wait until the passion has died down to commit yourself. Commitments made in the heat of the moment are usually a mistake. Yes, follow your passion, but don’t follow it blindly.

Make sure you give yourself space to take a breath and choose wisely.

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Tarot Card for Tuesday ~ Avoid the Temptation of Shiny Objects!

5 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 26, 2013
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Animal Wisdom Tarot by Dawn Brunke

Don’t get distracted! You are on track, doing well, so don’t give up now. Distractions abound, but keep your eye on the prize and keep trucking.

The Seven of Feathers (aka Seven of Swords) warns that you aren’t at the stage where you should let your guard down and start slacking off!

Do you have “shiny object syndrome”? Do you find yourself getting pulled away from your work very easily? For example, you are busy writing an epic blog post when suddenly you think “Dancing with the Stars is on”, then you start watching it and before you know it you’ve spent all night watching TV.

Procrastination disguises itself in shiny objects – don’t fall victim to its sparkly ploys! Keep focused. The shiny things can wait. They will always be there, trust me!

Tarot Card for Monday ~ The Chariot

6 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 25, 2013
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The Intuitive Tarot by Cilla Conway

Monday’s Tarot card, The Chariot, is all about getting your shit together and making a plan!

Today is a good day to write down your goals and make an action plan. You’ve got the energy, but without direction it will just fizzle.

Where do you want to go? What direction do you want to take? What will your next step be? Ask yourself these questions and write down the answers.

Remember, you don’t have to figure out your next 20 steps – just the next step. Don’t overwhelm yourself by thinking you have to figure it all out right now. You don’t!

But you do need to get your wheels greased up and your glasses cleaned so you can move forward with ease and clarity.

Veronica’s take on the 3 of Swords

November 2013, Veronica Noir / By / June 28, 2017

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is my batshit crazy twin sister. She is just like me except she’s brilliant, has no sense of guilt or shame, speaks her mind and does whatever she wants, when she wants! Kind of like a psychopath….but with a heart of gold. Oh, and she also reads Tarot…

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Housewives Tarot

Love, loss and betrayals of the heart! These are thing things the Three of Swords is made of. But don’t fret! All is not lost.

If you discover your lover is having an affair, you have two choices: cry into your oatmeal and listen to Taylor Swift songs as you load up your wagon and head to splitsville.

OR…

You could have a threesome!

Your welcome.

Really, its that simple. I could also have said “when life gives you lemons, make lemonaide”, but I thought you’d appreciate the x-rated version 😉

If things aren’t going your way, ask yourself how you can have some delicious fun with it. Trust me, behind every failure, infidelity or disaster is a hot, steamy encounter just waiting to happen!

Set Yourself Free! Tarot Card for Thursday…

11 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 21, 2013
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Animal Wisdom Tarot by Dawn Brunke

Today’s Tarot card is Goat: Shadow God of Liberation (aka The Devil). Ask yourself if you are truly free. How do you define “freedom” anyway?

You may be powerfully drawn to that which glitters and sparkles, but beware that these things may not bring you the freedom you crave…only further enslavement.

Perhaps you are telling yourself that if you buy this thing or take this drug or have sex with this person then everything will be better and you will be happier. But nothing brings true happiness like true freedom!

A big wardrobe, new cars and fancy gym memberships are nice, but not having to go to a job you despise is even better! The only thing worth desiring is freedom – everything else is just mere distraction from the fact that you are not as free as you need to be.

So take stock of your desires and pay attention to where you put your energy and then ask yourself: am I breaking my chains or building my prison?

Two of Swords ~ Decision Time!

8 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 20, 2013
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Animal Wisdom Tarot by Dawn Brunke

A decision is upon you, but what do you choose? That is the dilemma. You feel you must close off your heart in order to choose rationally, but then you just feel totally confused.

The Two of Feathers, aka Two of Swords urges you to not take this so seriously. This is not as important as you think. So relax!

The more you think about this and try to solve the problem with your mind, the more confused you will be. You may not be able to solve this one with thinking, so try not thinking about it and see what happens.

Often, a solution will present itself with just a little time and a whole lot less thinking!

Write! ~ Angel Card for Tuesday

6 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 19, 2013
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Archangel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue

Bust out your pen and paper and start scrawling! Today is all about creative writing – expressing yourself with written words and getting your thoughts down on paper.

You don’t have to make a big thing of it. Just spend ten minutes today writing as much as you can. Set a timer and go to town.

You have important ideas that need to be out there. You may have sensed a calling or urge to write, but keep putting it off. The time is now – don’t delay, pick up your pen and fly at it.

Words are powerful and written words even more so. Let your mind go free and write like crazy. Wait a few weeks before reading what you wrote – you will be surprised at the great writing that emerges from you!

Nine of Pentacles ~ Be a Queen!

8 Comments / November 2013 / By / November 18, 2013
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Morgan-Greer Tarot

Today you are attracting wealth and luxury like a magnet! The Nine of Pentacles reminds you that when you enjoy luxury, you attract it.

Be sensual – eat fruit slowly, lie in bed at extra ten minutes, enjoy a hot bath and a glass of wine. If you want more deliciousness in your life you must remember to take full advantage of the tasty experiences you have at your disposal.

When you do this, you feel like a Queen (or King)! Others will pick up on it and wonder what on earth has happened to you.

Today is NOT a day to moan about crappy finances and expenses – do that tomorrow. Today is about living in the moment and feeling fantastic!