Things are speeding up! Hold on to your hat because life is unfolding before your very eyes…at the speed of lightening!
The Eight of Wands Tarot card signifies that important letters/emails are being written and sent. Should you censor yourself? There’s no time to think!
You may get news of something good today, or just simply feel that things are beginning to really happen for you.
You have an increased ability to communicate to others in a direct, non-apologetic manner. No beating around the bush for you today!
The Three of Cups urges you to take a lighter approach today. Celebrate, enjoy the company of good friends and whatever you do....don’t take life too seriously!
If you are having a conflict with someone, look for your similarities rather than your differences.
And if you are feeling isolated or un-prosperous, reach out to those around you, share in the abundance that you do have and feel your spirits lift.
Today is the day you may find out you got the job, a family member is expecting or old friends are in town and want to get together. Whatever it is, have fun!
Note: I will be a guest on the Allie Theiss Show tonight at 5pm PT/8pm ET – chit chattin’ about Tarot! Tune in and listen! Check it out here.
Death beckons you today, urging you to give something up, to let go and enter a new phase of your life.
Some endings are easy and you have no problem saying good riddance!, but some endings are difficult and you want to hold on forever and ever.
Whichever type of “ending” you are dealing with right now, know that it is appropriate for this stage on your path – its a juncture that you must cross if you want to keep going.
This angel of death seems to be saying “its okay, don’t be afraid” as he urges you forward. Whatever it is that you are releasing right now, its a pivotal part of your journey.
Today you will discover buried treasure – either within yourself or in your back garden.
The Ace of Pentacles is about making new discoveries and the new beginnings that sprout up as a result. So ponder this tidbit: what new piece of information did I uncover about myself today?
You’ve been digging a long time – searching your soul for “the answers” or something. But what will you do once you’ve found it? Of course that depends on what you find….but the discovery is not far off!
Get ready for your life to take off in a new direction – a direction that feels happy, whole and in alignment with who you are.
The High Priestess steps onto the scene today to remind you of the cycles of life. These cycles represents the ever-changing nature of your life and the fact that everything is in a state of flux, all the time.
Step back and just observe things as they shift and change. Don’t try to force anything, just get out of the way and let things unfold. This is the best thing you can do today!
If you are feeling moody, observe your emotions as if they are a guest in your body – welcome them, be kind, and know that they won’t stay forever. This kind of conscious awareness is true wisdom!
There’s one thing I really excel at – negative thinking! Focusing on what ISN’T working, dwelling on what’s WRONG and what needs FIXING comes as natural to me as Facebook stalking and screaming at my husband.
And I’m guessing you’re the same (with the negative thinking).
It’s because our brains are built to be Negative Nellies, not Positive Pollyannas. If you ignored all the bad stuff and just stared at the sun smiling, you wouldn’t notice that nefarious crocodile coming to eat you and you’d burn out your retinas.
This also explains why there’s scores of books on positive thinking, but none of negative thinking. This shit doesn’t come naturally to us and we need to read lots of books on how to do it and force ourselves into it.
Now, if you’re like everyone else you don’t just LOVE negative thinking, you also DESPISE court cards!
This is because court cards are so. fucking. hard. to. learn!
But are they hard to learn when we put a negative, catty, gossipy spin on them? I think not!
So instead of trying to memorize a bunch of boring-as-fuck (BAF) keywords for each court card, let’s just focus on the negative aspects of these cards…
Rider Waite Tarot, published by U.S. Games Systems, Inc.
King of Cups – This guy is like an addict who just got out of rehab and wants to tell you every little detail of his “story” and his road to recovery. Great! Better pour yourself a strong one and sit back. He finds himself endlessly fascinating and assumes everyone else does too!
Negative traits: Narcissism, talks too much, is “touchy feely” in an annoying way, drinks way too much (or talks about how he’s quit drinking), thinks he understands exactly how you feel (he doesn’t!)
Hanson-Roberts Tarot
Queen of Swords - This chick is waaaay too uptight and judgy and takes everything sooooo seriously. She's constantly finding jokes "offensive" and "problematic" and it's hard to have a casual conversation with her without it becoming a game of PC intellectual twister.
Negative traits: Uptight, serious, humorless, judgemental, kind of a bitch. She uses her superior intellect to make you wrong and herself right.
Crystal Visions Tarot
Knight of Pentacles - This guy's a real stick in the mud who says NO! to everything new, fun and exciting. He's incapable of creating change in his life but hides behind the flimsy facade of being sensible and thinking things through. Um yeah, it shouldn't take you 12 years to write a resume, dude!
Negative traits: Simply cannot move forward in life, avoids risk taking at all cost, takes an eternity to make a decision and is so set in his ways you'd think he was 96 years old.
Hanson-Roberts Tarot
Page of Wands - This little bastard is annoyingly enthusiastic about almost everything. It's fucking exhausting. He's like the New Guy at work whose spirit has yet to be crushed, resulting in an upbeat and gung-ho attitude that is totally uncalled for.
Negative traits: Way too jazzed up about life, is a real go-getter whose willing and able to learn and work hard. Yuck!
So now that I've done shitting all over the court cards, I want to add this.....ideally you want to have a grasp of BOTH the negative and positive traits of each court card. But the negative traits are easier to remember so you can use them as a trigger to help you remember the good stuff.
Try this!
Fan out all your court cards. Think of them as people with both good and bad sides (but because you're a jerk like me, just focus on the bad stuff). What terrible personality flaws does the Queen of Cups possess? What irritating habits does the Page of Pentacles flaunt? Which King do you want to tell to STFU already?!
Have fun and if you feel like sharing...tell me which court card is The Worst and why? in the comments below.
