August 2013

Play Dirty to Win (Veronica’s Take on the Five of Wands)

11 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 30, 2013

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is the Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin. She is a new age vamp who bellydances, reads Tarot and eats men for breakfast. Let’s see what diabolical advice she has for us today…

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Housewives Tarot

Feeling overwhelmed by all the unrealistic expectations you have placed upon yourself? I thought so.

The Five of Wands is about competition. Not with others, but with yourself. Are you competing against your “ideal” self? The one who has a perfectly clean house, well behaved children and absolutely no cellulite?

Well stop it before a free floating toaster knocks you upside the head and sends you into a tailspin! You don’t have to do it all. That’s just madness.

Stop competing with yourself and start competing with others – like your best friend, sister or those bitches in your book club.

And its okay to cheat.

Host a lavish party and have it catered, but lie and say you made everything yourself. Wear a corset under your clothes and tell everyone you’ve been doing lots of pilates. Send yourself an elaborate bouquet of flowers at work and act all giggly and blushy when you get it – your coworkers will be green with envy! Mwaaahaha!

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Queen of Swords ~ Celebrate Your Intellect! (Thursday)

8 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 29, 2013
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Fairytale Tarot by Karen Mahony

Today’s Tarot card is the Queen of Swords. You are sharp as a tack, so don’t be afraid to show it. Others may be intimidated (or even infuriated!) by your quick wit today, but don’t let that hold you back.

When making decisions today, try to distinguish the facts from your emotions. You don’t need to ignore your feelings/intuition, just don’t be overly sentimental.

You may be the voice of reason for someone today. If a friend is overly emotional, your level headed support will be a blessing. Your grounded approach to things will be appreciated. Let your inner Queen of Swords rule today!

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The High Priestess ~ Embrace Your Inner Wisdom (Wednesday)

5 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 28, 2013
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The Anna K Tarot

The High Priestess steps onto the scene today to remind you of the cycles of life. These cycles represents the ever-changing nature of your life and the fact that everything is in a state of flux, all the time.

Step back and just observe things as they shift and change. Don’t try to force anything, just get out of the way and let things unfold. This is the best thing you can do today!

If you are feeling moody, observe your emotions as if they are a guest in your body – welcome them, be kind, and know that they won’t stay forever. This kind of conscious awareness is true wisdom!

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Five of Cups ~ Kick Those Loser Thoughts! (Tuesday)

6 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 27, 2013

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New Palladini Tarot
The Five of Cups is here to tell you to look upwards! That’s where all the good stuff is. Don’t dwell on what didn’t work out. Move on!

The tower on the hill looks like a big, golden arrow pointing skyward. My perverted twin Veronica would say it looks more like a penis, but that’s a whole different topic….

Keep your eye on the prize today and don’t let any setbacks throw you off course. Focus on what you have, not what you have lost. There is nothing wrong with mourning something, just don’t let it turn into a pity party.

You are capable of far more than you even realize today, so whatever you do, don’t succumb to “loser thinking”!

What “loser thoughts” do you need to kick to the curb today? Share them with me in the comments below….

Angel Card for Monday ~ Accept Yourself Now!

5 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 26, 2013
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Indigo Angel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue

Today’s Angel card is all about Acceptance. Right now, before you do anything else, take a deep breath and say to yourself “everything is as it should be. Everything is unfolding in perfect timing.”

Do you notice a deep, internal relaxation happening when you say that to yourself? Give yourself permission to just accept everything as it is right now. Let go of the pressure to change and improve things.

You may not realize it, but you are perfect as is. Your life is perfect right now, everything that is “supposed” to be happening is and by simply being present you are living your purpose fully.

You don’t have to do anything today but just be. So crack open a beer and put your feet up! (Just kidding). But you totally can if you want.

Temperance ~ Variety is the Spice of Life!

14 Comments / August 2013, Veronica Noir / By / August 23, 2013

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is a whip cracking, advice giving, diva extraordinaire who loves her Tarot cards almost as much as her fabulous self. She is the Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin and can’t wait to mess up your life with her cracked out advice……

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Housewives Tarot

Temperance is the Tarot card of the day and it answers the question what makes life so much fun?

A mix of things! Don’t let those fools in your life tell you that there is just one secret ingredient to happiness. There are many….

Variety is the spice of life and unfortunately you probably don’t have much of that in your day to day routine, do you?

Society is set up in such a way so that it becomes hard to find variety – boring things like monogamy and a steady job can get you down in the dumps. But cheer up! I have a saucy suggestion…

Create balance and variety in your life by breaking some rules. By its very nature, modern life is completely out of balance and totally fucked up. Here’s how to remedy that:

1) Call in sick and take a beach day (but wear a hat and sunglasses so no one recognizes you!)

2) Have a hot, steamy affair (even if its just in your head)

3) Have another hot, steamy affair (even if its just with your husband dressed up in drag)

4) Perform one act of rebellion every day – ignore your alarm clock, cancel your cable TV, keep your cell phone turned off all day long, that kind of thing!

Seven of Wands ~ The Struggle is Only in Your Mind!

7 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 22, 2013
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The Cosmic Tarot

Someone in your life is feeling very defensive right now…and perhaps it could be you!

The Seven of Wands Tarot card suggests you are feeling like you have to fight to stay on top of things. You may even think that others are out to get you and that you have to be extra vigilant.

Think back to yesterday’s reading and remind yourself that there is enough to go around! Anxiety won’t help you solve your problems, as it will only produce more anxiety.

Take a breather! Your only enemy is yourself. Those who seem like they are trying to ruin your life are only there to help you get really good at trusting in life and remaining calm and peaceful in the face of total annoyance.

Abundance Abounds! Sedna Speaks (Wednesday)

11 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 21, 2013
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Goddess Guidance Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue

Today’s oracle card is Sedna: Infinite Supply and her message is “you are supplied for today and all of your tomorrows.”

You live in an abundant universe that flows with an unending stream of energy, light and life. Don’t forget this! The more you remember, the easier it will be for you to create a life of ease and fun.

Sedna seems to be saying “relax, calm down, you are loved and taken care of.” You have been taught to believe otherwise, of course, but don’t buy into that whole “life is a struggle” mentality.

Find a way to contemplate the infinite abundance that exists here. The more you understand it, the easier it is to believe in it. I find that looking at the ocean or night sky can give me a better understanding of this concept 🙂

 

Ten of Orbs ~ Don’t Take Life Too Seriously

2 Comments / August 2013 / By / August 22, 2013
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Sirian Starseed Tarot by Patricia Cori

Do you feel like the weight of the world is bearing down on you? The Ten of Orbs (aka Ten of Swords) suggests you need to take a mini vacation and get some healing bodywork, like a massage or Reiki.

If you feel overwhelmed by life, make a list of everything that’s on your mind – get it out of your head and onto the page.

Remember to breathe! Life is a game and it isn’t supposed to be stressful or hard. Repeat that mantra anytime you feel like your not having a good time – then watch the stress melt away!