Tarot Reading for Feb 10 – 16
It looks like an “interesting” week ahead 😉 Feel free to share your take on these cards in the comments below!
Have an excellent week 🙂
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It looks like an “interesting” week ahead 😉 Feel free to share your take on these cards in the comments below!
Have an excellent week 🙂
Tarot Reading for Feb 10 – 16 Read More »
Here is my Tarot reading for the week ahead. Please feel free to add your own interpretations of these cards in the comment section below 🙂
Have a beautiful week!
xoxo Kate
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Veronica Noir, The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil counterpart, is here to kick some sense into you with her uncompassionate style of Tarot reading. She usually writes these half-drunk, so take her advice with a grain of salt…or a tablespoon!
You are a multifaceted creature – never forget it! That is what The World is sayin’ to me today.
There are many different aspects to your personality and who you are, so don’t let yourself get pigeonholed into any silly “roles” or “personas” – the world is wide open!
Lets take a gander at this card, shall we? The naked lady in the center is dancing inside an ovally, egg shaped space – and if that’s not blatant vagina symbolism, well then I don’t know what is! And she grasps a phallic object in each hand (lucky bitch).
There is something wonderfully hermaphroditic about The World and its message is that you must be both receptive and active in order to truly be Queen (or King) of your surroundings.
Make a to-do list AND meditate. Let go of trying to control everything AND make a plan of action. Say YES to things that make you feel open and free (like a trip to Vegas!) and NO to things that make you want to crawl back in bed (like a friend’s boring baby-shower).
You get the idea! Open yourself to the world by opening up to all aspects of yourself without judgement.
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Let’s get personal.
Did you know that each card in your Tarot deck symbolizes a particular event, person, place or thing in your life?
Here’s a little Tarot trick that will help you remember the meanings of each Tarot card AND connect to your Tarot deck like it was your long lost twin. Major bang for your buck.
Now snuggle up with a hot mug of chai and let me share this trick with you and tell you a story…
First, go through your Tarot cards and pick out the card that seems to be saying “pick meeeeee!”
Or, if your feeling all emo, pick the card you despise the most.
Now ask yourself: what does this card remind me of? What part of my life is it referring to?
What is the feeling evoked by this card? When in your life did you feel that feeling most strongly?
If you feel like writing, you can record your thoughts in your Tarot Journal.
The card I chose for this exercise was the Three of Swords. Not because I like this card, but because it evokes a very horrific memory for me…
It was 1995. I was at my high school Valentine’s Day dance, trying to work up the nerve to ask my “crush” to dance.
I had been obsessing over this particular boy and his deliciously hairless legs for an eternity (at least 4 weeks) and all I wanted was to press my body up against him for three solid minutes while TLC’s “Red Light Special” warbled in the background. I wasn’t asking for much.
“Do you want to dance?” I asked, very nonchalantly I might add. (I had been mentally rehearsing this moment for weeks!)
And he went “Pfffft”, rolling his eyes and awkwardly looking away. “I promised someone else a dance and now I’m looking for them.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! My life came crashing down around me with the sudden, shocking, piercing realization that this boy with the shiny bowl cut hair did not like me back. HE DID NOT LIKE ME BACK!
I was forever jaded.
And that’s how you do it! Pick a card and then take a trip down memory lane. Now, if your own “memory lane” is pitch dark or bubbling with excrement, just skip straight to step two…
Take things even further by asking: what aspect of my present life does this card symbolize?
Doing this simple task will make your Tarot card(s) relevant to your life NOW.
Personally, the Three of Swords sums up how I feel every time my date movie suggestions get shot down by my partner. Which is pretty much all the time.
Now if you really want to take this Tarot exercise even further, do it for:
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Veronica is The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin. She is a whip cracking dominatrix by night and a professional napper by day. When she isn’t giving dreadful Tarot readings on this blog, you can find her spying on her neighbors, writing smutty stories and getting up to all kinds of mischief! Here’s her take on the Six of Swords…
This weekend is all about traveling to greener land.
Last week, you declared everything was total shit and now you are setting sail for less-shittier pastures. Congratulations!
You have a clearer picture on where your going, your making phone calls, taking notes, getting your act together. Good for you.
But the Six of Swords reminds me of something I once read in a self-help book I stole from my good twin Kate – wherever you go, you take yourself with you.Â
You can change the scene and the players, but if you keep your head down and ignore your own role in the shit charade, then you are doomed to re-create the same drama wherever you are. You must shift your thoughts before you truly shift your reality. But lets not talk about that….
Lets talk about the golden boat your riding in (see card above) and those green virgin hills your about to plunder. Things are looking good! Sexy times are on the horizon…if only you’d look up! If only you’d look up!
Sexy times on the horizon! Six of Swords tells all… Read More »
Veronica Noir, The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil counterpart, is here to kick some sense into you with her uncompassionate style of Tarot reading. She usually writes these half-drunk, so take her advice with a grain of salt…or a tablespoon!
Today’s Tarot card is the Five of Cups, and boy oh boy is this mermaid PISSED!
This lady of the sea is knocking her cups this way and that shouting “well this is shit! This is shit! Don’t want this!”
Can you relate? I know I can!
Your life needs an overhaul. And guess what? It’s going to take more than the occasional yoga class or date night to vamp it up properly.
First of all, let me just say this: Of course your in a miserly state! People are dicks and life isn’t the cake walk that The Secret claimed it to be. I know, I know.
But you need to get a grip. Things aren’t so glum! The three cups at the bottom of the card represent three sneaky things you can do right now that will inject some orgasmicness into your veins…
No, not heroin. I was thinking salsa dancing lessons or something along those lines. But whatever you do, get out of your funk already. Because its totally boring.
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The Eight of Shells (aka Eight of Cups), comes today to remind you that you may never feel you have enough. You many never feel like you have “arrived” – so don’t go striving for something that doesn’t exist!
Like the octopus, you want to touch many different things! You want to do a little of this, a little of that, all with the hope that something will satisfy that deep, inner craving….but for what? You aren’t sure.
The best thing you can do today is retract your tentacles from all the distractions of your life. Meditate in a quiet room and pretend you are at the bottom of the ocean, relaxing in the still, deep waters.
When you stop searching, you may just find what you’ve been looking for!
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Monday’s Tarot card, The Chariot, is all about getting your shit together and making a plan!
Today is a good day to write down your goals and make an action plan. You’ve got the energy, but without direction it will just fizzle.
Where do you want to go? What direction do you want to take? What will your next step be? Ask yourself these questions and write down the answers.
Remember, you don’t have to figure out your next 20 steps – just the next step. Don’t overwhelm yourself by thinking you have to figure it all out right now. You don’t!
But you do need to get your wheels greased up and your glasses cleaned so you can move forward with ease and clarity.
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Veronica Noir is my batshit crazy twin sister. She is just like me except she’s brilliant, has no sense of guilt or shame, speaks her mind and does whatever she wants, when she wants! Kind of like a psychopath….but with a heart of gold. Oh, and she also reads Tarot…
Love, loss and betrayals of the heart! These are thing things the Three of Swords is made of. But don’t fret! All is not lost.
If you discover your lover is having an affair, you have two choices: cry into your oatmeal and listen to Taylor Swift songs as you load up your wagon and head to splitsville.
OR…
You could have a threesome!
Your welcome.
Really, its that simple. I could also have said “when life gives you lemons, make lemonaide”, but I thought you’d appreciate the x-rated version 😉
If things aren’t going your way, ask yourself how you can have some delicious fun with it. Trust me, behind every failure, infidelity or disaster is a hot, steamy encounter just waiting to happen!
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A decision is upon you, but what do you choose? That is the dilemma. You feel you must close off your heart in order to choose rationally, but then you just feel totally confused.
The Two of Feathers, aka Two of Swords urges you to not take this so seriously. This is not as important as you think. So relax!
The more you think about this and try to solve the problem with your mind, the more confused you will be. You may not be able to solve this one with thinking, so try not thinking about it and see what happens.
Often, a solution will present itself with just a little time and a whole lot less thinking!
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