Veronica is my badass rebel twin sister who doesn’t take it lying down. She writes smut, astral travels, knows how to fly and eats cute boys for breakfast. And oh yeah, she reads Tarot too…
Not sure what’s going on this week (Mercury retrograde?) but the assholes are coming out of the woodwork, sending me mean emails and leaving nasty comments on my blog.
Here’s a sampling of the fan mail I’ve received this week…
“You are a horrible human being. I don’t believe in you or anything you’re selling. Blessed be.”
“You spelled ‘their’ wrong again, you dumb c*nt. It’s ‘their” not ‘they’re’.
And my personal favorite…
“You could have been a hero but instead you are a zero.”
At least that one rhymed!
Maybe you can relate. Maybe you have a “customer service” job where you take crap from people ALL DAY LONG.
Or maybe you’re just sick of mean people being mean.
Do you wanna know what Veronica did? She met up with some friends for coffee, read these mean emails out loud and they all laughed. Oh how they laughed!
So…. I want to know….what was the last ridiculously mean thing someone said to you? Tell me in the comments below and we will have a good laugh about it together š
Well, well, well, if it isn’t my nefarious little kitty up to her usual tricks! This video gets hijacked by my feline friend but luckily she quiets down and wanders off so I can get on with the reading. I am using a new deck – the Wolff’s Cartomancydeck by Bianca Wolff – lots of boobs and naked dudes (my kind of deck!). Enjoy!
Sooooo….Veronica totally dropped the ball today. She forgot to do a reading. She was too busy smoking weed and watching ASMR videos on YouTube last night. I know, I know, I’m just as disgusted with her as you are!
So just for some crazy fun, I decided to post a Tarot card and let YOU interpret it like you think Veronica would. So take a deep breath, flex your fingers, saddle up to the keyboard and do your best Veronica impression…
Here is the 6 of Rods (or Wands) from the Anna K Tarot….
Please post your interpretation in the comments below š
Veronica is my nefarious Tarot reading twin. At night she slinks through the streets under the cover of darkness, hunting for young, unsuspecting man-meat. By daylight she naps, writes filth and eats bon bons. But on Fridays, she reads Tarot ā for you, right hereā¦
Have you noticed that the more out of reach something is, the more attractive it becomes?
Married men, luxury yachts and some fucking peace and quiet are all good examples.
But have you also noticed that when you stop wanting something, that’s when you finally get it?
The only jobs I’ve ever gotten were jobs I never really wanted. Come to think of it, I’ve never really wanted a job – ever.
When you don’t need or want something, you keep your power. And that power emanates from you like a sexy glow, attracting moths, lovers, jobs and all sorts of shit.
So stop wanting. Stop being so god damn needy all the time! Stop drooling over pricey shoes and underage pizza delivery boys. Geez!
When you don’t want or need anything, no one can control you. You can’t be tempted, seduced or manipulated. You are your own person. A maverick. A trailblazer. Strutting to your own slutty beat. Or maybe that’s just me?
In any case, I absolutely DO NOT WANT to live in a seaside castle with 100 cats and kittens, eating vanilla-lemon cupcakes all day and watching ASMR videos on the youtubes. Not at all š
What about you? What do you absolutely NOT want in your life?
This weeks reading got off to a rocky start with my cat scampering about in front of my camera. But I persevered….the reading MUST go on! For this weeks reading I’m using the Dame Darcy Mermaid Tarot.
Veronica is my nefarious Tarot reading twin ā sheās just like me except she drinks all day, loves offending people and honestlyā¦.she has way more fun! Letās see what ridiculous advice she has for us todayā¦
Druidcraft Tarot
A few months ago I stopped shaving my armpits. Why? Because I think itās sexy.
Although no one else does. Yet.
But just you wait ā I think Iām onto something.
My point is this āThe Star is all about relaxed sensuality, going with the forces of nature and just being all round chill.
My armpit hair wants to grow, so I let it. Go with the flow and donāt try to fight nature.
Our lame, predictable society tells us that we must constantly fight against nature in order to be sexy ā like waxing all your body hair off, slathering nasty antiperspirant on your pits and ā¦.well, come to think of it, most of this violence is against armpits.
Anyhow, not doing this stuff is a small act of rebellion and it feels divine! Iām not saying you should be hairy and smelly ā maybe thatās not your thing, but just let go a little, donāt fight your body so muchā¦.
Even though we canāt really see it, Iām willing to be The Star has armpit hairā¦in fact, Iād bet my left pit stain on it!
In last weeks post, we covered intuition and connecting with your Tarot deck as ways to enhance the quality of your Tarot readings.
So now it’s time to dive a little deeper and tackle context and connecting the cards in a reading!
Secret #3: Understand that each Tarot Card has many facets and it’s meaning and message will change with it’s environment (context).
A fabulous Tarot reader knows that the cards – like people – are multidimensional.
This throws a lot of readers off because let’s face it, most of us would prefer the Tarot cards had specific, clear definitions so we could know exactly what they meant.
The fact that the Tarot card meanings are actually quite fluid can be frustrating – kind of like dating a flaky emo-guy who constantly changes his mind about how he feels about you.
A Tarot card’s meaning is effected by the surrounding cards, the question/issue being asked about, the position in the spread and of course the readers intuition.
But don’t think about all that! – it will only confuse you and twist your brain into a frustrated Tarot mindfuck. So here’s what you do…
Instead of seeing the Tarot card meanings as things that need to be defined and memorized, see your cards as beings.
It’s a tad creepy, but stay with me…
Get a feel for each card’s essence, vibe and energy – this isn’t the same as it’s meaning.
It’s like when you meet someone new at a party: you learn their occupation (plumber) and relationship status (married five years!) which actually tells you very little about who they are. But you also get a sense of their energy/vibe, based on how you feel when you’re in their presence, which gives you more helpful information about what kind of a person they are.
When you get a sense of a Tarot card’s essence and see it as a multi-faceted being, you will have an easier time deciphering it’s message when it shows up in a variety of readings and spread positions.
Okay, I want you to look through your Tarot deck and pick out The Sun.
Got it? Now look at it. Feel into it. Get a sense of it’s energy, it’s vibe, what it’s all about.
Now, I want you to ask “what is the next step for me?”and look at The Sun. What is it telling you?
Ask“What do I need to do to improve my overall vitality and energy?”….now what does it say?
Ask “What do I need to let go of?” and see what it tells you.
Ask “how can I improve my relationships?” and see what it says.
How did it go? Did you get wildly different answers for each question? Did you get some new ideas and insights?
Secret #4: See the Connections between Tarot Cards in a Spread
One of the biggest gripes I hear from my audience is that they have no problem reading a Tarot card on its own, but when it comes to doing a big Tarot spread, they find it hard to link the cards together to weave a “big picture” and tell a story.
Telling a story with the cards is an art form. But it’s a skill that can be learned!
When you make connections between the cards in a reading, it can feel like you are translating a thrilling letter or solving a mystery message that’s just for you.
Think of a Tarot reading (or Tarot spread) as being like a letter. Each Tarot card is like a sentence in that letter. Each sentence means something, but all the sentences together give you a deeper, more meaningful message.
Look at the 3 cards below and see each card as being a sentence in a letter…
What does this letter say to you? Don’t think too hard about this, just go with it – make something up!
I read these 3 cards as sayingyou are in creative mode right now (The Empress) but you need to make sure you stay focused and intentional about what you intend to create (The Magician) so that you create something that is emotionally fulfilling and the start of something special (Ace of Cups).
Of course, there are probably a million different ways to read these cards, that is just one possibility!
Every now and then I do a weekly reading where I get a bunch of heavy, serious cards and this reading is one of them! Thankfully I’m using a fab deck – the 78 Tarot Nautical – which makes it easy š
I invite you to share your own take on these cards in the comments below…
Veronica is my husky voiced twin. Sheās bad, sheās fabulous and she reads Tarot. When she isnāt sexily reclining on her chaise lounger and sipping something evil, sheās dishing out unsolicited advice on my blog!
Housewives Tarot
Thereās a lot of trumped up talk about āauthenticityā these days, which is a sure sign that almost everyone lacks it.
And while Iām all for saying whatās on your mind, telling it like it is and that whole what you see is what you get crapola, I canāt help but rebel against this sudden onslaught of asshats telling me Iām supposed to ābe real.ā
Fuck off already.
Itās not always wise or attractive to just reveal everything about yourself and share your private thoughts willy nilly.
The only thing hotter than being your true, authentic self is being secretive! Think of Burlesque dancers ā theyāre all about the slow reveal and even then they rarely ever get totally nude, which is why pasties and g-strings exist.
The Moon is all about dimming the lights, keeping a few tricks up your sleeve and smiling like a Cheshire cat that just ate a bird. Be authenticā¦.by all means! But keep your pasties on.