Here is your weekly Tarot forecast! For this reading I am using the Heart and Hands Tarot…
I invite you to add your own interpretations of these cards in the comments below…
Have a beautiful week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Tarot Reading for Feb 27 – Mar 5 Read More »
Are you in the mood for quizzes? I hope so!
I’ve compiled the 3 most popular quizzes on my site (okay, they’re the only 3) for you to dive into. So grab a cup of tea or a glass of wine, cozy up in your favorite armchair and let’s get down to it…
Did you know that your personality falls into one of the four Tarot suits? Most people are either Cupsy, Wandsy, Swordsy or Pentaclesy.
This personality quiz was designed to help you understand each of the four Minor Arcana suits a little better…and give you some chuckles 😉
If you've ever suspected you might be a smidge more psychic (or intuitive) than your average Joe Schmoe, you will WANT to take this quiz!!!! Why? Because it's juicy, fun and will inspire you to be even more intuitive than you think you are...
Okay, so this one's not actually about Tarot at all....and even worse, it was penned by my horrid twin Veronica (whose totally slutty and mean and has no ambition!).
This quiz exists for two reasons only: to give you a laugh and make you feel better (or worse) about yourself. What have you got to loose?
3 Tarot Quizzes to Spice up Your Life! Read More »
This week I was feeling playful and so I opted for my unicorn deck…because you can’t get less serious than unicorns!
Have a wonderful week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Unicorn Card Reading for Feb 20 – 26 Read More »
Happy Valentines Day!!! Here is your weekly Tarot reading with one of my sassiest decks….the Housewives Tarot…
Have a great week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Oracle Card Reading for Feb 13 – 19 Read More »
Veronica is my evil Tarot reading twin. Whip wielding anarchist by day, mischevious Tarot queen by night, Veronica is the author of her very own ebook! Let’s see what terrible advice she has for you….
You are what you eat.
At least that’s what an obnoxious duty teacher once told me when I was ten.
But guess what?
Whatever you last ate….is the secret key to your true personality!
Did you eat….
A cupcake? – this means you like to destroy beautiful things with your mouth.
Casserole? – you enjoy chaos and mayhem
A wrap? – your a lazy f*ck
A salad? – you think you’re better than everyone. Or, you like salads.
An apple – you give in to temptation way too easily!
Popcorn – you like to keep busy, busy, busy.
A salmon burger – you’re sophisticated but you like to slum it every now and then
I could go on and on…but I’ll stop there.
If you’re food wasn’t listed here, tell me in the comments below and I’ll tell you what it says about you…
F*ck astrology! Tell me what you last ate… Read More »
Everyone has a dark side. Everything has a dark side.
And Tarot cards are no exception!
Each and every Tarot card has both a light and dark aspect and today I want to focus on the BAD side of those sunny, bright, cheery Tarot cards.
This is a helpful exercise to do when you get a positive card in a negative position in a Tarot spread. Like when you ask “what do I need to let go of?” and you get The Sun or the Ace of Cups.
So let’s get crackin’!
All Tarot cards shown in the above video are from the Dame Darcy Mermaid Tarot
This is the quintessential “positive” Tarot card and it’s hard to find anything negative about it.
But let me try…
Do you remember back in the mid-2000’s when The Secret came out and everyone was going on and on about positive thinking? To the point where it got really annoying?
Have you ever felt pressured to be more positive?
Or to be extra-super-duper positive even when things were unacceptably horrible?
Like working for a company that treats its staff inhumanely but then demands that you show “team spirit” and enthusiasm and smile all the time. That shit is soul destroying.
This whole discussion makes me think of a great book I read a couple years ago – Bright Sided : How Positive Thinking is Undermining America by Barbara Ehrenreich.
Two people, clinking glasses and putting their heads together in a glow of mutual appreciation.
What could go wrong? Plenty!
Meeting a like minded individual who shares your values and vision can be intoxicating. But once the thrill fades and you realize that you must also compromise – what used to be a strong connection might start to feel like a prison sentence.
Sure you might agree on eating vegan, going to yoga retreats and watching George Carlin stand up routines, but then you discover they can’t load a fucking dishwasher properly and love to eat Twizzlers and go to baseball games…god what were you thinking?
I’ve picked a really uplifting and happy card for you to tear into…the Three of Cups!
I wish there was a secret formula for figuring out the “dark side” of a cheery card, but there isn’t. So you just have to contemplate it and get creative…
Tell me, in the comments below…what do you think this card’s dark traits are? What is the downside of all this celebration and camaraderie?
I can’t wait to hear your pessimism!!!!
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Here is my Tarot forecast for the week ahead and I am using the Angel Tarot by Doreen Virtue…
Please feel free to add your own interpretations of these cards in the comments below 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Tarot Reading for Feb 6 – 12 Read More »
Veronica is my evil alter ego and co-author of my new workbook Your Alter Ego… Revealed!, a fun, sexy workbook that will change your life! Tarot Reader by day, martini swiller by night, this domineering vixen is here for one reason….to tell you how to live your life.
Have you ever offended anyone?
Sure you have. It’s not hard to do.
The average person is so wound up, just waiting….just waiting….for you to say one wrong word so they can explode in an orgasm of righteous fury!
My good twin Kate is all like “oh no! I didn’t mean to offend anyone” but I’m like “fuck it. I just did you a favor”
The truth of the matter is, most people like being offended. Why? because it makes them feel right. It let’s them feel one up.
And in case your wondering what does all this crap have to do with the three of swords and that pissed off looking white cat? I will tell you…
The Three of Swords is about feeling pain or disgust….and reveling in it.
Like mooning over pictures of your ex after he dumps you. Or writing letters of complaint to companies and institutions (and kind of getting off on it). Or those fluffy cats that make a career out of being cranky.
Getting offended helps people define themselves. It strengthens their sense of self.
So if you accidentally offended someone today, don’t feel bad. You just did them a favor and now they have something to bitch to their friends about!
Are you Offended? Read More »
