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Naughty Tarot Advice for the Weekend!

Veronica is my evil alter ego and she takes over my blog every friday. When she’s not looking at every Tarot card through a perverted lens, she’s getting bat-shit drunk on her balcony, reading trashy novels and eye-molesting every cute … Continue reading

Posted in June 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , , , | 11 Comments

The Four of Rods – Stay Home This Weekend!

Veronica is a voracious man eater, tarot reader, cat lover and my evil twin/alter ego. She talks like a sailor, slinks about like Catwoman and always has some deliciously subversive advice for you! So without further ado…I bring you Veronica … Continue reading

Posted in June 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Full moon dreams + hippie sex!

Veronica Noir is my evil twin. She loves mean cats, nice boys and devouring melting ice cream sandwiches. Billionaire heiress by day, scrawler of paranormal smut by night. And for some sick reason I let her mess up my blog … Continue reading

Posted in June 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

Channel your inner cock (I mean rooster!)

Veronica is my evil twin and a Tarot card reading dynamo! She spends her days reading paranormal romance novels, suntanning on her balcony and leering at young male construction workers that are building her neighbors deck. Yum! She is here … Continue reading

Posted in May 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments

Shield yourself from twits

Veronica is my evil twin. She is also many other things: nude yoga practitioner, Tarot reader, ninja-spy, painter, professional napper and erotic fiction writer. Today she gifts you with a reading from my Angel cards… Today’s card is “Shielding” and … Continue reading

Posted in May 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , | 7 Comments

Are you Judging Yourself?

Veronica Noir is an anarchist, International woman of mystery, banana bread lover, frantic scrawler of smut and just happens to be my evil twin/alter ego. Here is her take on the Judgement card… Have you been judging yourself lately? Do … Continue reading

Posted in May 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , | 7 Comments

Advice from The Magician!

Veronica Noir is my evil twin who is way more badass than myself. She is 10 x hotter, smarter and crazier than me and every Friday I let her do a one card reading on my blog. Her advice is … Continue reading

Posted in May 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , , | 7 Comments

The 9 of Swords…and why you need to nap more

Veronica is my crazed evil twin who reads Tarot, takes long naps and eats men for breakfast. Always sarcastic, slightly witty and a true hedonist, lets hear what she has to say this week… Do you ever notice how crows … Continue reading

Posted in May 2014 | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nine of Wands: Start Aiming Lower…

Veronica Noir is a Tarot reader extraordinaire, serial man-eater and my evil twin sister. She likes telling people what to do, loudly saying the F-word at the grocery store and deeply inhaling sage smoke – its cleansing, right? Here is … Continue reading

Posted in April 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments

Terrible Advice for Your Weekend…

Veronica Noir is my horrible alter ego. She reads Tarot Cards, writes dirty books and can make a mean cappuccino cheesecake! She loves giving shocking, offensive advice via this weekly blog… Sometimes shit just doesn’t go your way. But you … Continue reading

Posted in April 2014, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , , | 8 Comments