I can’t believe it is already JULY! Time is just flying by. For this weeks reading I am using my Fairy cards – for some reason I just felt like something light and fun 🙂
Have a fantastic week!
xoxo
Kate
Fairy Card Reading for July 4 – 10th Read More »
Here is your weekly forecast reading for the week ahead! I am so excited to share with you my new oracle deck – The Duality Deck by Tanya Bond….
You are welcome to share your own interpretations and insights in the comments below 🙂
Thanks for watching and have a great week!
xoxo
Kate
Oracle Card Reading for Sept 28 – Oct 4 Read More »
This week looks like it’s going to be a fabulous week for self reflection and inner work…
Have a great week 🙂
xoxo
Kate
Oracle Card Reading for June 22 – 28 Read More »
Veronica was feeling lazy today and didn’t feel like writing anything. God, what a bitch! So here is an old reading she did over a year ago….but I hope you find it relevant to your life today 🙂 Veronica is the Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin. She is a new age vamp who bellydances, reads Tarot and eats men for breakfast. Let’s see what diabolical advice she has for us…
Believe it or not, but you’ve had some ideas lately. Some may even call them “brilliant”. Although personally, I think that’s a bit of a stretch.
They’re okay. Your ideas are okay. In fact, they are pretty darn decent.
But if you don’t act on your ideas, they become like farts on the wind. Like a dream that you remember when you awaken but don’t bother writing down….your ideas are in danger of fading away, never to be remembered again.
Do something dammit! Take action!
That yellow angel on the unicorn isn’t just mucking about with that lightning bolt – he means business! And its time you began taking yourself (and your ideas) more seriously.
Write it all down, make little mini-action steps and for heaven’s sake, don’t let other people’s ridiculous opinions pollute your mind. This week is about YOUR ideas!
Inspirational advice from Veronica Read More »
Veronica is the Daily Tarot Girl’s twin and a truly horrible person. When she isn’t busy turning down charities and glaring at babies, you will find her writing these Friday blog posts…doing her best to totally ruin your life…
Today’s message is “BE YOURSELF“!
This is great advice…unless your a complete asshole, in which case please don’t be yourself.
But I am sure if your reading my blog, your an okay character 😉
So this card says “this situation calls for you to be your authentic self, which is the basis for your personal power.”
That’s all well and good…..but don’t forget the fact that your entire life has basically consisted of military grade training in how to be inauthentic.
People say “just be yourself!” like its as easy as sneezing in a library book or farting on a treadmill.
But it’s not!
So this weekend, I want you to practice “being yourself” and then notice the delicious chaos that results.
Here’s a true story…
Yesterday, while entering my local grocery store, a group of children congregating outside the entrance asked me for a donation to some stupid sports related thing.
In their innocent, high pitched voices they said “would you like to donate to…”
“NO!” I said and marched past them.
Now your probably thinking Veronica, why so evil?
Well, because I would rather involve myself in making the world a better place in a way that has personal meaning to me. If I donate to a cause I don’t really care about, I would only be doing it out of fear of looking like a bitch if I didn’t. Totally inauthentic!
So pay attention to when you do (or don’t do) things out of fear of what others may think.
This is the key to being more “authentic” – and trust me, it’s waaaaay harder than farting on a treadmill.
Just Be Yourself! Aka “how to be a bitch 101” Read More »
Veronica is my evil twin. She is also many other things: nude yoga practitioner, Tarot reader, ninja-spy, painter, professional napper and erotic fiction writer. Today she gifts you with a reading from my Angel cards…
Today’s card is “Shielding” and it suggests that there is someone in your life who is really starting to piss you off.
Perhaps a co-worker who brags about never taking her breaks or a spouse who drapes his sweaty workout shirts on your furniture “to dry before putting them in the laundry hamper.”
Who ever it is, you have the overwhelming urge to erect a massive bubble around you, stick your fingers in your ears and go la la la la la la la!
Ignore those obnoxious twits in your life by finding your “happy place” – creating a bubble of denial where you can immerse yourself in fantasy and daydreaming to your hearts content.
This creates an invisible energy shield and those who seek to drain your energy will find you boring, repulsive and not worth their time. YES!
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Veronica Noir is my batshit crazy twin sister. She is just like me except she’s brilliant, has no sense of guilt or shame, speaks her mind and does whatever she wants, when she wants! Kind of like a psychopath….but with a heart of gold. Oh, and she also reads Tarot…
The Goddess Sige is here to tell you to “shut the f*ck up!”
Oh wait, that’s not was she’s saying….she says “take some quiet time alone to rest, meditate and contemplate.”
She’s not just referring to physical chitter chatter, either. The more you quite your inner blatherings, the more in-touch with your divinity you will be.
Take a nap this weekend. Isloate yourself and ignore friends and family. They only distract you from achieving pure nirvana.
Your ego hates it when you get quiet! Remember that. Whenever you meditate, you are annoying the living crap out of your ego.
This fact alone can make meditation a more enjoyable, deliciously mischievous experience 😉
Goddess Advice for Friday! Read More »
Veronica Noir is a perma-drunk whippersnapper who loves to give insensitive Tarot readings, pen crude stories and sleep til noon. She is also my evil twin, which is why I let her do these horrid readings on Friday’s….
Today’s message is from the fiery goddess Pele. She says “Be honest with yourself, bitch! What is your heart’s true desire?”
Well, she doesn’t actually say “bitch”, but she totally should have.
So listen up. What do you really want?
What would make your volcano ejacul…..I mean erupt?
This weekend is all about finding explosive passion and then dancing like a crazy woman (or man).
My guess is that your in one of those “bleh, I think I’ll stay in bed today reading werewolf erotic romance novels on my kindle rather than work” moods. I know how you feel!
Now snap out of it.
What truly lights you up? What energizes you? Go do it and stop pansy-footing around your life!
Your welcome 🙂
Friday Reading: What’s YOUR Volcano Spewing? Read More »
Veronica Noir! By day she reads Tarot, googles inappropriate words and laughs at filthy jokes. By night she slinks through the streets, preying on innocent young men, devouring their souls like a bag of Kettle Chips (Salt and Vinegar). Now she is about to give you some straight up advice on how to live your life…
Happy Valentine’s Day!
For a minute I thought Diana’s bow and arrow kind of reminded me of Cupid. Which I had to snicker at because the goddess Diana does not go in for any of that romantic shit.
According to Roman mythology, Diana was a virgin. Not a virgin in the vaginal sense, but a real virgin – a woman unto herself who was totally independent and free from all the silly marriage claptrap.
One day, this dude who was totally into her followed her to the stream where she bathed and hid behind a tree so he could be creepy and watch her. Diana doesn’t miss a trick. She spots him and turns him into a deer and then BAM! A pack of dogs rip him to shreds.
So Diana doesn’t mess around. She means what she says and does what she means.
Her message for today is this: “Keep your unwavering thoughts, feelings and actions focused on your target and you will make your mark.”
So don’t be half-assed about anything this weekend. Don’t be wishy washy. If you need to turn someone into a deer to make a point, then by all means, do it!
Happy Valentine’s Day! A Message from the Virgin Goddess… Read More »
Veronica is a slinky minx of a Tarot reader who gives awful (yet always practical) advice. She is the The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin and has a passion for telling it like it is, offending others and being way sexier than everybody else. She recently got into her good twin’s box of Doreen Virtue oracle cards and she’s just having a field day….
“Release judgments about yourself and others, and focus on the love and light that is within everyone.”
Except for the assholes. Don’t release judgements about them 😉
Kuan Yin busts onto the scene with her message of compassion, but what she’s really saying is you must learn to love all of yourself…even your inner jerk-face.
Then releasing judgments about all the other jerk-faces in your life will be a whole lot easier.
No one is one-dimensional. We all have our wonderful and terrible aspects.
That raging douche-bag who pulled out in front of you in the grocery store parking lot, causing you to slam on your breaks, sending a carton of milk flying off the passenger seat and bursting into your windshield and all over the dashboard and upholstery, also has a really lovable side to him.
Trust me….
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