September 2013

Don’t Worry…Be Spacey ~ Nine of Swords (Monday)

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9 of swordsToday’s Tarot card is the Nine of Swords and comes to tell you to stop worrying about stuff. Your mind has an amazing ability to turn small issues into big problems – if you let it.

If you feel bombarded by your worries, try writing out your “problems” on a sheet of paper. This gets them out of your head.

Can you remember that last time you solved a big problem by worrying endlessly about it? Of course you can’t!

Your mind is a gift and its there to help you – but sometimes, if left to run the show it goes batshit crazy and starts fabricating troubles just so it can keep itself busy as a bee.

If there’s one thing your mind hates, its being idle. How noble! Thank your mind for working overtime without pay and then do something to switch it off like swimming, painting or yoga.

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Decisons, Choices and Other People’s Voices ~ Seven of Cups (Friday)

5 Comments / September 2013, Veronica Noir / /

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is The Daily Tarot Girl’s fearless, daring (yet evil!) twin. When she isn’t offering up salacious advice on a Friday, she’s cruising around the Mediterranean on her yacht with a couple of boy-toys, a good book and a cool mojito. In other words, this crazy bitch knows how to have a good time! Here’s her take on the Seven of Cups…

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Housewive’s Tarot

Choices, choices!

This lady seems to be pondering her choice of drink “Hmmm, what should I have? The Long Island Iced Tea, the dirty martini, the G&T, the rum and coke, or the…”

Um, slow down Betty! Maybe you should just have a water.

Today you will be faced with a multitude of choices – which are all the same.

If you find yourself in a state of indecision or overwhelm, maybe its because all the options are a bit blah.

Don’t let anyone railroad you into making a decision that you aren’t 100% happy with. The unimaginative, raggedy-ass masses that surround you will say that you have to decide and make some concessions. F*ck em!

If you don’t like the options on the table, create new ones.

Oh, and if I were that sulky lady in the card, I’d pick the tall orange drink in the top right. Looks fruity!

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Celebrate the Lighter Side of Life! ~ Three of Cups (Thursday)

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Anna K Tarot

The Three of Cups urges you to take a lighter approach today. Celebrate, enjoy the company of good friends and whatever you do....don’t take life too seriously!

If you are having a conflict with someone, look for your similarities rather than your differences.

And if you are feeling isolated or un-prosperous, reach out to those around you, share in the abundance that you do have and feel your spirits lift.

Today is the day you may find out you got the job, a family member is expecting or old friends are in town and want to get together. Whatever it is, have fun!

Note: I will be a guest on the Allie Theiss Show tonight at 5pm PT/8pm ET – chit chattin’ about Tarot! Tune in and listen! Check it out here.

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Create Magic in Your Life! ~ The Magician (Wednesday)

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Cosmic Tarot by Norbert Losche

You are The Magician in your own life – enjoy it! Today you will meet plenty of opportunities to start creating magic and shaping your life the way you want it.

But the first step is to recognize yourself as the magician that you are – kick any “loser thoughts” that might creep up when you least expect it.

You have all the tools at your fingertips – you know about the Law of Attraction, vision boards, meditation, changing your thoughts, etc, etc – now its time to really dive into putting all that stuff to good use!

If you still can’t see yourself as a powerful magician, try meditating with a quartz crystal resting on your third eye (the space between your eyebrows) – this tends to activate your inner sight and connect you to the divine. Try it!

Note: Tune into the Allie Theiss Show tomorrow night and hear me natter away about Tarot! 5pm PT/8pm ET

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A Pivotal Point on Your Journey ~ Death (Tuesday)

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Anna K Tarot

Death beckons you today, urging you to give something up, to let go and enter a new phase of your life.

Some endings are easy and you have no problem saying good riddance!, but some endings are difficult and you want to hold on forever and ever.

Whichever type of “ending” you are dealing with right now, know that it is appropriate for this stage on your path – its a juncture that you must cross if you want to keep going.

This angel of death seems to be saying “its okay, don’t be afraid” as he urges you forward. Whatever it is that you are releasing right now, its a pivotal part of your journey.

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Eat Your Veggies and Take a Nap! ~ Angel Card for Monday

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Indigo Angel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue

Put your health first and foremost today – particularly where eating and stress reduction is concerned.

If you are struggling with eating healthy foods, plan your meals ahead of time and be prepared. Buy fresh veggies and fruit to have on hand and chuck out any crap food – like store-bought cookies – you may have lurking in your cupboards.

Reduce stress today by noticing your breathing at various times throughout the day. Even if its just for a minute – this is enough to bring your stress levels down dramatically!

When you let yourself get stressed, you disconnect from divine guidance and “the flow” of life – so do something nice for yourself today that will help you get into that healthy zen state.

*Just a quick note – I am going on a “media vacation” for 4 whole days (so excited!!!), so I will not be responding to any comments here on my blog until Thursday.

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Drive off a Cliff! ~ The Lovers (Friday)

12 Comments / September 2013, Veronica Noir / /

friday's with veronicaVeronica Noir is a writer of smut, maker of cocktails and The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil, evil twin. When not reading Tarot she can be found lounging poolside in her neighbors yard (when they aren’t home) and lamenting the depressing lack of hot, young man-meat in her town. Let’s see what dreadful advice she has for you today…

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Housewives Tarot

The Lovers! Such an exciting, sexy card to get on a Friday.

How passionate is your life? An how interesting are the people in it? Is it so passionate and interesting that you may drive off a cliff without noticing simply because the conversation is so fascinating?

No? Well, why the f*ck not?!

This rendition of The Lovers is supposed to serve as a warning – get too caught up in the heart pounding excitement of life and you will end up plunging head first off a cliff and into the ocean, only to be eaten by hungry sharks with a hankering for human thigh meat.

Well, that’s just silly! Don’t fall for that crapolla.

This weekend, make a commitment to start living a passionate life. Only do things that are so freaking fascinating that you have absolutely no clue what’s going on around you. Not sure how? Here’s my 3-step process:

1) Stop wasting precious time making small talk with boring people (avoid talking about the weather, health issues and people’s kids or grandchildren – that shit is grade A boring)

2) Make a bunch of boring rules for yourself (such as no sex on the first date, no drinking before 4pm and no fried food), then break them all in one night.

3) Do at least one thing on your “bucket list” every weekend – without panties.

In the comments below, tell me one thing that’s on your bucket list that you are going to do next…..and I will hold you to it!

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Take the Touchy-Feely Approach ~ Knight of Cups (Thursday)

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Intuitive Tarot by Cilla Conway

The Knight of Cups come galloping into your life today to remind you to look at things through the artsy-fartsy, touchy-feely lens.

Be open to the idea that your problems will solve themselves – or that solutions can come about in unexpected ways. You don’t have to have everything all figured out just yet – even though you really want to!

This Knight is a Romantic and he knows there is more to life than the same old, same old – beneath his icy blue armor lies a burning, beating heart. Similarly, you are yearning for something more and today this yearning may reach fever pitch.

Express your feelings to someone you trust and be bold and brave when it comes to pursuing something that others may scoff at. And remember….take the artsy-fartsy approach today.

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The Beginning of Something Exciting ~ Ace of Pentacles (Wednesday)

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Anna K Tarot

Today you will discover buried treasure – either within yourself or in your back garden.

The Ace of Pentacles is about making new discoveries and the new beginnings that sprout up as a result. So ponder this tidbit: what new piece of information did I uncover about myself today?

You’ve been digging a long time – searching your soul for “the answers” or something. But what will you do once you’ve found it? Of course that depends on what you find….but the discovery is not far off!

Get ready for your life to take off in a new direction – a direction that feels happy, whole and in alignment with who you are.

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