Death beckons you today, urging you to give something up, to let go and enter a new phase of your life.
Some endings are easy and you have no problem saying good riddance!, but some endings are difficult and you want to hold on forever and ever.
Whichever type of “ending” you are dealing with right now, know that it is appropriate for this stage on your path – its a juncture that you must cross if you want to keep going.
This angel of death seems to be saying “its okay, don’t be afraid” as he urges you forward. Whatever it is that you are releasing right now, its a pivotal part of your journey.
Veronica Noir is a writer of smut, maker of cocktails and The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil, evil twin. When not reading Tarot she can be found lounging poolside in her neighbors yard (when they aren’t home) and lamenting the depressing lack of hot, young man-meat in her town. Let’s see what dreadful advice she has for you today…
The Lovers!Such an exciting, sexy card to get on a Friday.
How passionate is your life? An how interesting are the people in it? Is it so passionate and interesting that you may drive off a cliff without noticing simply because the conversation is so fascinating?
No? Well, why the f*ck not?!
This rendition of The Lovers is supposed to serve as a warning – get too caught up in the heart pounding excitement of life and you will end up plunging head first off a cliff and into the ocean, only to be eaten by hungry sharks with a hankering for human thigh meat.
Well, that’s just silly! Don’t fall for that crapolla.
This weekend, make a commitment to start living a passionate life. Only do things that are so freaking fascinating that you have absolutely no clue what’s going on around you. Not sure how? Here’s my 3-step process:
1) Stop wasting precious time making small talk with boring people (avoid talking about the weather, health issues and people’s kids or grandchildren – that shit is grade A boring)
2) Make a bunch of boring rules for yourself(such as no sex on the first date, no drinking before 4pm and no fried food), then break them all in one night.
3) Do at least one thing on your “bucket list” every weekend – without panties.
In the comments below, tell me one thing that’s on your bucket list that you are going to do next…..and I will hold you to it!
Today you will discover buried treasure – either within yourself or in your back garden.
The Ace of Pentacles is about making new discoveries and the new beginnings that sprout up as a result. So ponder this tidbit: what new piece of information did I uncover about myself today?
You’ve been digging a long time – searching your soul for “the answers” or something. But what will you do once you’ve found it? Of course that depends on what you find….but the discovery is not far off!
Get ready for your life to take off in a new direction – a direction that feels happy, whole and in alignment with who you are.
The High Priestess steps onto the scene today to remind you of the cycles of life. These cycles represents the ever-changing nature of your life and the fact that everything is in a state of flux, all the time.
Step back and just observe things as they shift and change. Don’t try to force anything, just get out of the way and let things unfold. This is the best thing you can do today!
If you are feeling moody, observe your emotions as if they are a guest in your body – welcome them, be kind, and know that they won’t stay forever. This kind of conscious awareness is true wisdom!
New Palladini TarotThe Five of Cups is here to tell you to look upwards! That’s where all the good stuff is. Don’t dwell on what didn’t work out. Move on!
The tower on the hill looks like a big, golden arrow pointing skyward. My perverted twin Veronica would say it looks more like a penis, but that’s a whole different topic….
Keep your eye on the prize today and don’t let any setbacks throw you off course. Focus on what you have, not what you have lost. There is nothing wrong with mourning something, just don’t let it turn into a pity party.
You are capable of far more than you even realize today, so whatever you do, don’t succumb to “loser thinking”!
What “loser thoughts” do you need to kick to the curb today? Share them with me in the comments below….
Someone in your life is feeling very defensive right now…and perhaps it could be you!
The Seven of Wands Tarot card suggests you are feeling like you have to fight to stay on top of things. You may even think that others are out to get you and that you have to be extra vigilant.
Think back to yesterday’s reading and remind yourself that there is enough to go around! Anxiety won’t help you solve your problems, as it will only produce more anxiety.
Take a breather! Your only enemy is yourself. Those who seem like they are trying to ruin your life are only there to help you get really good at trusting in life and remaining calm and peaceful in the face of total annoyance.
Do you feel like the weight of the world is bearing down on you? The Ten of Orbs (aka Ten of Swords) suggests you need to take a mini vacation and get some healing bodywork, like a massage or Reiki.
If you feel overwhelmed by life, make a list of everything that’s on your mind – get it out of your head and onto the page.
Remember to breathe! Life is a game and it isn’t supposed to be stressful or hard.Repeat that mantra anytime you feel like your not having a good time – then watch the stress melt away!
Veronica Noir, the The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin, is a Tarot reader extraordinaire who gets her thrills by spying on neighbors with binoculars, doing nude yoga in her backyard and eating coconut ice cream straight out of the carton. Here’s her take on The Hierophant…
The Housewives Tarot
It’s Friday! Time to ignore the presumptuous dictators in your life.
Is there some douche-bag in your life who likes to tell you what to do all the time? Like a neighbor that tells you to stop doing nude yoga on your deck because he finds if “offensive”….pfffft!
Tune them out and get on with your fabulous life.
The Hierophant does not refer only to annoying people, but also to various forms of mind control, like the media which is constantly pumping out a barrage of depressing ideas and useless information. Your mind absorbs this junk like a sponge. Even if you are a smarty pants.
Try unplugging your TV and ignoring your newspapers for a couple of weeks and see how happy it makes you feel. Trust me, this works better than a Prozac-Cocaine cocktail and there are no side effects, unless you count unexplained bliss and non-existent anxiety.
If you get bored, just spy on your neighbors with binoculars instead of watching TV in the evenings.
Veronica is the Daily Tarot Girl’s evil twin. She spends her days eating bon bons, writing smut, and prowling around the neighborhood for younger men.Oh, and she also reads Tarot…
Are you saving the fine china for “guests”? Are your lamp shades covered in plastic? Do you have protective coverings on your car seats? Well, knock it off! That’s totally lame!
The Four of Pentacles suggests you just may be hoarding the best parts of yourself for later. But there is no later! There is only NOW!
Of course, you are feeling all delicate about really busting loose and putting yourself out there. Just look at the face of that woman/cabinet. She is thinking “oh no, not the good china! It may get chipped or broken.”
Don’t be such a wimp. You have shiny, awesome things inside you – not literally, but metaphorically. Unless you’ve been eating jewelery. So share the best parts of yourself with others and don’t hold back.
And while your at it, take the plastic off your lampshades because it makes your living room look like Sears!
Today’s card is “counseling”and the message is “you heal with kind words, wise advice and an empathetic ear.”
Someone will ask for your advice today. And here’s the catch….don’t give it! Just listen and be compassionate, but see if you can refrain from telling them what to do.
People say they want your advice, but really they don’t. They want to be heard and understood and then make up their own minds about how to proceed.
Avoid falling into the advice-giver role and you will avoid the annoyance of having your advice ignored! Plus, you will actually be more helpful to your friend in the long run.
